Anime Blogger Surprised By Sexual Overtones for 768th Time

Shockingly, that is indeed a breast over there on the right hand side

Shockingly, that is indeed a breast over there on the right hand side

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Sam Brown, a blogger for the popular anime site “Shinji’s Right Hand”, was shocked again today to discover that an anime contained sexual overtones. This marks the 15th time this year that Brown has made this shocking discovery and the 768th time since he began writing for the site nearly a decade ago.

“I just don’t get it,” wrote Brown in his review of Akame ga Kill, “this is a hyper-violent show about merciless assassins with shocking twists and turns, but within 5 minutes the MC is talking about her boobs. It’s like the entire anime world has some kind of sexualized thread running through it. It’s incomprehensible!”

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At press time, Brown was watching the premiere of Sabagebu!, which features a character who is also a gravure model.

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