Anime Maru’s Guide to the 2016 Presidential Election

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As Election Day approaches and one of the most grueling election cycles in American history winds down, it’s crucial that all voters are informed of the important issues before heading to the polls this Tuesday. As such, we here at Anime Maru have put together a handy guide to sum up each candidate.

Donald Trump

  • Pretends to have watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
  • Favorite anime is both seasons of Attack on Titan.
  • His favorite part is Phantom Blood.
  • Refuses to release his list of favorites on ExHentai.
  • Pronounces it “teh-sun-durr” and “mang-uh”.

Hillary Clinton

  • Likes Lucky Star unironically.
  • Leaked emails reveals years of unused free trials for Crunchyroll premium.
  • Supported Ichigo/Orihime.
  • Prefers dubs to subs.
  • Has seen over 20 animes.

Mystery Third Party X

  • I mean come on even OreImo let us choose Ayase.

About the author

Talking about himself in the third person has never be Morlock's strengths, however it would seem that duty calls for a change in POV. Hobbies include: self loathing, mindlessly consuming japanese media like the weeaboo that he is, and complaining. Mad Bull 34 is still the greatest anime Morlock has seen. For some reason he has a Twitter: @TheMorlock