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Leaked Senate Healthcare Plan Gives Out Free Crunchyroll Subscriptions as Birth Control

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Hill insiders have leaked to the media that the GOP healthcare bill currently being pressed in the Senate includes a stipulation replacing Planned Parenthood and all other…

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Businesses With Pokemon Go Gyms Still Seeing Boost to Loitering Numbers

The smartphone app Pokemon Go has been out for nearly a year, and while its overall popularity has decreased, businesses whose locations are Pokemon Go gyms are still reporting an…

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Morgan Freeman to Narrate Documentary About Penguin who Fell in Love with Anime Character Cutout

Today Warner Brothers announced that Morgan Freeman will be narrating an upcoming documentary about a penguin named Grape-kun from the Tobu Zoo in Japan. Grape-kun recently gained fame for falling…

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Deep Analysis: What Do You Do At The End of the World? Are You Busy? Will You Save Us?

As I have written before, many questions pose deep philosophical questions to their audiences, and I am constantly trying to find the answers to those questions. In a previous column…

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Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces Partnership with ‘Eromanga Sensei’

Today American sporting goods chain Dick’s Sporting Goods announced an advertising partnership with the anime production staff of Eromanga Sensei. “We’ve been trying to improve our performance in the young female…

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Nintendo Announces Discontinuation of the Nintendo Switch

Today Nintendo announced that they have shut down all production of their newest console, the Nintendo Switch, which is currently sold out at most retailers. This announcement comes after last…

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Pokemon Sun and Moon Boosts Tourism to the Alola Region

  Today the Alolan tourism board announced that the region’s tourism has nearly tripled ever since the release of Pokemon Sun and Moon, which feature Alola as their setting. “Alola…

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Man Starting to Run Out of Non-Sports Anime

RESTON, VA — Anime fan Scott Anderson realized today while looking for new anime to watch that he has exhausted the selection of popular anime that are not about sports. During his…

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Fuuka Manga Readers Outraged by Anime Adaptation’s Attempts to Make the Plot Less Stupid

Following the release of episode 10 of the anime adaptation of Fuuka, readers of the manga were outraged to learn that the adaptation had removed the nonsensical twist of the…

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Funko Announces Line of ‘Kantai Collection’ Funko Pops

Following the announcement at this year’s Wonder Festival that Good Smile is planning on releasing a line of Nendoroids based on various Disney and Pixar characters, rival figurine company Funko…