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Why Aren’t There More THICC Dragon Lolis In Anime?

There should be no other question floating in the minds of anyone who takes anime even remotely seriously this season: Why aren’t there more thicc dragon lolis in anime? The answer, quite simply,…

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With Fewer Gay Anime This Season, LGBT Groups Lose Exposure in Japan

TOKYO, Japan — Japan sits in an awkward state of being a country with an incredibly diverse and active LGBT community while also giving little rights to said community. There…

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Thousands of Copies of ‘Yuri on Ice’ Pre-Ordered in Mike Pence’s Name

The election may be over, but the controversy surrounding it has hardly given us news organizations time to relax. While most of the media attention has been on President-Elect Donald…

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Anime Maru’s Guide to Explaining Anime to Your Family This Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is one of the best times of the year for bringing together families over food and festivities, except for when me-maw starts hitting the eggnog a little too hard…

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‘Drifters’ Blu-Ray Release to Include Eurobeat Soundtrack

Anybody who has delved deep enough into Anime knows one thing is certain: drifting is only possible with a Eurobeat soundtrack. Ever since Takumi drifted his way into the hearts…

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Americans Hope for Presidential Election to Take Harem Route End

Americans have called it “the longest and most difficult visual novel known to the medium”, and with the story set to finish in early November, Americans are still uncertain which route they…

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Kyoto Animation Completes Machine that Turns Yuribait into Money

KYOTO, Japan — For years now, we’ve watched the trial and tribulations of famed studio Kyoto Animation as they struggle to make an anime that sells enough to compensate for the…

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New Online Dating Service Exclusively for Anime Teachers

School is starting once again around the world this fall, which brings another year of kids dragging their regrets of an unfulfilled summer around on their shoulders and another season of anime…

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Waifu Smile Protection Insurance Rates Skyrocket

It takes the work of 10 muscles to generate a smile, but some people use every muscle in their body to protect the smile of their waifu. In a recent trend,…

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Florida Man Hosts Convention Honoring Fake 2D Girls

TAMPA, FL — Once a year a strangely greasy wave overcomes the Tampa Convention Center for a weekend as thousands of Florida men and women flock to an event known as…