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Missed the WWDC 2017 Keynote? Here’s what you need to know

In the World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2017, otaku around the world felt a close kinship with the $750 billion tech giant. Apple revealed its clear support for anime and endorsement…


Study Shows Silicon Valley Still Dominated By Otaku

A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over a decade, studying ancient companies such…


Crunchyroll Premium Membership Gift Coupon Languishes Away In Unread Inbox

Though this time of year is a time for holiday cheer — for gathering with families and friends around a warm fire or a hearty meal — not all are so…


The Otaku Life Cycle As Told Through Graphs

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…


Shelter: Implications on Society, Anime and Stuff

The recent release of the music video, Shelter, a collaboration between music artists Porter Robinson and Madeon, has shaken the foundations of otaku culture — questioning the very definition of anime and…

Suicide Squall

Man Commits Suicide in Desperate Ploy to Achieve Harem

PHOENIX, AZ — 23 year old man David Barbano was found dead in his house in what appeared to be a last effort to achieve his life goal of building a harem….

Deep Analysis: An Analysis of Love in Anime

Love is a myriad things—a means of motivation, a means of sadomasochistic happiness, a catalyst to trigger the singular and direct destruction of barriers restricting a person’s inner soul and…


Guy at Office Revealed to Have Been Watching Anime All This Time

CUPERTINO, CA — Cody Baier, a 26-year-old software engineer at Apple, was revealed to have been watching anime while on the job for the past several months, according to a report…


Man Reintegrates into Otaku Lifestyle After 20 Years Behind Bars

A man who has re-entered modern society after 10 years of prison expressed culture shock when he attempted to finish watching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Ofir Johnson was 18 when…


Politcal leaders weigh in on best anime to watch if you want a career in country leading

These are the top anime some of the world’s most charismatic political leaders think you should watch if you want a career in country-leading. Barack Obama — Yahari Ore no Seishun…