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Anime Saved by Mysterious Masked Director

Anime fans around the world rejoiced this week after a dashing and mysterious anime director from an unknown animation studio jumped in and saved anime. In yet another season dominated…

Guy Who Claims to Understand All the Jokes in ‘Pop Team Epic’ is Full of Shit

KISSIMMEE, FL — Acquaintances of 24-year-old anime fan Donald Reimer have grown increasingly suspicious over the past few weeks with regards to his claim to understand all the jokes in…

Japanese Government Grants ‘Fate/Grand Order’ Developers Right to Print Money

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Finance announced earlier this week that Delightworks, the developer of the popular mobile fantasy role-playing game Fate/Grand Order, will be allowed to print and…

Man’s Attempt to Become Ramen Connoisseur Ends with Heart Disease and Disappointment

  Inspired by the anime Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san, a man’s goal of becoming a ramen connoisseur like the series’ protagonist ended in failure this week. Christopher Ronne, a 36-year-old businessman,…

Koizumi Unleashes Ultimate Attack In Twist Ending to ‘Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san’

The final episode of Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san, was an unexpected surprise to viewers this week, who expected yet another episode of the titular character eating various kinds of ramen. To audience’s…

After Moving Into the Wilderness, Man Who Hates Anime Still Can’t Escape It

Ozawa Hiroshi sits in front of his campfire, muttering inaudibly under his breath. Ozawa is one of the many Japanese people in recent times who have become disillusioned by city…

Op-Ed: What Did They Do to Precure Since I Was in Fourth Grade?

Kawazaki Rikka Yawamori Elementary School, Sixth Grade A few weeks ago, I tried to get back into a franchise I’ve loved since I was younger and checked out Hugtto Precure. A…

‘A Place Further Than The Universe’ Inspires Fans to Visit Antarctica

SHOWA STATION, Queen Maud Land, Antarctica — A group of self-described anime fans arrived via boat at Showa Station earlier this week, eager to visit locations that will be featured…

Man Claims to be Watching ‘Ryuuou no Oshigoto’ for the Shogi

OSAKA, Japan — For the past several weeks, local postal worker Kazuhiro Yoshimura, 46, has been diligently watching this season’s Ryuuou no Oshigoto, an anime about a teenage shogi master who…

New Trump Tweet Encourages People to Check Out His Character In Granblue Fantasy

Over the past year, President Donald Trump has tweeted over 2,000 times, using the social media platform to attack political opponents, deride the negative media coverage he receives, and go…