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Scientists Discover Anime That is Better Than the Original Manga

A research team at the University of Cambridge announced earlier this week that they have discovered an anime that is of higher quality than the manga source material from which…

Area Man Resolves to Watch ‘Legend of the Galactic Heroes’ in 2018

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL — With only a few days left in 2017, Cody Palmer, 21, told friends and family that he will resolve to watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes in…

Anime Maru Adventures Episode 1: Please Help Me

TOKYO, Japan — To anyone that is reading this, please send help. My name is Steve Sigbjorn. Three months ago I answered a classified ad for an anime news website that was looking for a travel writer. Next thing I knew, I was packed in a shipping container and dropped off in downtown Tokyo with nothing but a tablet, 100 yen, and a copy of Tokyo Geek’s Guide. It is getting cold. I have been doing unspeakable things to earn money for food. My attempts to contact Anime Maru for help have been ignored. I don’t think I can survive for much longer.

Popularity of Wake Up, Girls! Explodes After Changing Name to “Wake Up, Blockchain!”

The popularity of the voice acting idol unit Wake Up, Girls! has exploded overnight after the group changed its name to “Wake Up, Blockchain!”, according to a survey conducted by Mantan…

New Anime About High School Girls Paying Attention in Class Green-Lit

According to industry sources, Class-Time, a new original anime from Silver Link, has been green-lit. The anime will focus on the daily lives of four girls who attend high school. Instead of…

Unsuspecting Mother Enters Spencer’s Gifts to Shop for Presents

LEHIGH VALLEY, PA — Christine Morrison, a 48-year-old mother of two, has entered the Spencer’s Gifts in the local mall in order to shop for her 22-year-old anime-loving son. The well-meaning…

Heartwarming: Homeless Man Receives Free Funimation Premium Trial

Say hello to Peter Sargrove, a homeless man living in Camden, New Jersey. Sargrove has been homeless for five years now. As the weather turns cold, the days become more…

Aqours Considering New Options at Center Due to Chika Takami’s Poor Rebounding

Chika Takami’s role as center for the school idol group Aqours has been called into question after a series of poor performances, culminating in an abysmal 91-88 loss to the New…

Op-Ed: Hear Me Out — Repealing Net Neutrality Makes It Harder to Watch Bad Anime

Ajit Pai Chairman, Federal Communications Commission It’s been a pretty active last few weeks for me and the folks working at the FCC. Since I’ve announced that we are taking formal…

Japanese Man Hospitalized After Seeing Genitals in Adult Video

YOKOHAMA, Japan — 24-year-old Nobue Morii was sent to the hospital early Monday morning after accidentally viewing an adult video that had uncensored genitalia. According to investigators, Morii was watching…