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Crunchyroll Employee Quietly Deletes File Called “Crunchyroll Rewind” from Hard Drive

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Christine Leveret, a 27-year-old video production assistant working for Crunchyroll, has quietly dragged a file called “crunchyroll_rewind_v14.mp4” from her desktop into the recycling bin, a report…

Talking Giraffe Makes Final Selections for College Football Playoff

GRAPEVINE, TX — A mysterious talking giraffe has selected Alabama, Clemson, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma to participate in the College Football Playoff as it revealed the finalized rankings of the…

Could Announcement that ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ is Coming to Netflix be an Evangelion Reference?

Earlier this week, Netflix announced several new anime that will be added to their streaming library in 2019, including the 1996 seminal classic Neon Genesis Evangelion. Keen-eyed observers were quick to…

Local Man Learns Hiragana, Adds “Nihongo de ok” to Twitter Bio

ATHENS, GA — After declaring that he has mastered hiragana, Lance Williams, 19, has accordingly updated his twitter profile by appending “にほんごでOK”. In doing this Williams hopes to inform his…

Climate Scientists Form Idol Group in Desperate Effort to Save Environment

In a last-ditch attempt to bring attention to the threat of global warming and save the environment, a group of climate scientists have formed an idol group called TooHOT. Inspired…

Man with Anime Avatar on OkCupid Really Not Getting Anywhere

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Millions of Anime Fans Relieved That More Anime is Coming

Anime fans around the world breathed a sigh of relief earlier this week when it was announced that a new season of anime is set to start this fall. At…

Japanese Company Really Sorry About Bad Thing It Did

Japanese publishing company Kadokawa posted a public apology earlier today, expressing “profound regret” for doing something that upset fans. While observers are not quite sure what incidents the company could…

New Anime Convention is Solely for People With Those Ahegao Shirts

MIAMI, FL — The first ever Ahegao-con will take place this weekend, attracting thousands of people who wear that one shirt emblazoned with a bunch of orgasming hentai faces to…

NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…