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Kekkai Sensen

Kekkai Sensen Delayed Until People Lose Interest

The official website for the Bones anime Kekkai Sensen (Blood Battlefront Blockade) announced that the series finale, which had initially been delayed one week, has been pushed further back. However,…

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Man Falls Behind On Anime, Has Nothing To Talk About With Friends

DAYTON, OH – Like many Americans, Drew Moore works long hours; so long, in fact, that he recently found himself unable to watch any anime for two weeks. “I didn’t…

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Controversy Erupts Over Lionel Messi’s Love Live Tattoo

Tempers flared yesterday after paparazzi snapped a picture of FC Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi leaving a tattoo shop with horrendous new Nico Yazawa ink. The tattoo, which appears to be an…

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Royal Baby Undergoes Ancient Mecha Bonding Ceremony

LONDON, England – Buckingham Palace announced today that newly-born Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana has already undergone the ancient rite of the Eternal Thread. This ceremony, which has existed for centuries, allows those…

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Yuki-Chan Anime Already Causing Endless 8 Nostalgia

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, the first anime in the Haruhi franchise to not be produced by Kyoto Animation, is already reportedly causing widespread cases of nostalgia for Endless 8…

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Scientists Warn All Anime Fan Art Will Feature Hestia By 2024

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC’s Task Force on Online Virology (TFOV) has issued an emergency warning in the wake of an unprecedented outbreak of fan art featuring Hestia from the new…

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Scientists Struggle To Understand Why People Enjoy Yuri Kuma Arashi

A paper set to be published in the upcoming issue of the Japanese-American Journal of Science concludes that after weeks of exhaustive observation and study, scientists have been unable to…

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New Haruhi Character Designs Mistaken For Bad Fan Art

The release of the second Key Visual from the upcoming anime The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan was met by waves of confusion, as masses of fans mistook it for bad…

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Teaser Image For Love Live SunShine!! Stirs Color Controversy

The teaser image for SunShine!! – the upcoming sequel to the popular Love Live: School Idol Project anime – has caused intense controversy in the anime community after fans were…

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Anime Characters Used As Seat Fillers At Oscars Ceremony

HOLLYWOOD, CA – While Birdman was the big winner at the 87th Academy Awards ceremony held Sunday night, the unlikely stars of the night were the anime seat fillers pointed out by host…