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Man’s Latest Meme-Inspired Purchase Sits Idle in Closet

COLCHESTER, VT – A local man’s latest impulsive purchase reportedly once again failed to gather any significant amount of utility. Vermont resident Brian Paddock purchased a bean-shaped plushie of a…

Anime Club’s Maid Cafe Not Nearly as Good of an Idea as it First Seemed

EAST LANSING, MI — A university anime club’s idea of running a maid cafe ended in social awkwardness last weekend when the activity failed to meet what many of the…

Facebook Anime Meme Page Admin Finally Comes to Terms with Life

Vince Randolph, an administrator for an anime meme page on Facebook, was reported to have come to terms with his existence earlier this evening. Randolph had been running the Facebook…

Korean College Student Tired of Classmate Asking Questions About Japan

ATLANTA, GA – Social tensions grew in a local university classroom this week as student James Park was once again mistaken by one of his classmates as being of Japanese…

TurboTax Developer Releases ‘Doki Doki Tax Consultant!’

Intuit, a major American developer of financial software, announced today a new spinoff of its popular TurboTax software. Titled Doki Doki Tax Consultant!, the new software package aims to assist…

Ford Reveals the 1995 Ford Escort as the Street Car for Millennials

Falling behind its competitors in the automotive space in recent years, the Ford Motor Company announced that it would begin refocusing efforts to revamp its current lineup of vehicles. Ford…

Anime Maru to Become First Full-Automated Anime News Site

Hello, readers. As you know, we here at Anime Maru are always on the cutting edge on the latest technological trends. That’s why we are proud to announce our own…

Brazzers Releases Adult DanMachi Parody ‘Is It Wrong to Try to Finger Girls in a Dungeon?’

Adult production company Brazzers surprised viewers when it released a pornographic parody of the anime series Is It Wrong to Try to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon. While live…

New Anime Announcement Tests Limits of How Far the Little Sister Concept Can Go

Kadokawa made an official announcement that its latest anime adaptation would be based on the light novel series Ore ga Suki Nano wa Imouto Dakedo Imouto ja nai. Written by…

Gamers Unable to Experience ‘Sword Art Online’ Due to Graphics Card Shortage

Bandai Namco excited fans when it revealed that its latest title, Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet, would be adding a much anticipated VR mode. The update takes advantage of the…