Axel Braun Begins Anime Porn Parody Production

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LOS ANGELES, CA — In a press conference earlier this week, adult film director Axel Braun revealed that he’s turning his attention to anime porn parodies. With Braun’s titles like Avengers XXX, X-Men XXX, and Me Squirt You Long Time reaching critical acclaim, the prolific director has decided to expand his reach into the eastern audiences. While many JAVs have proven how well your typical anime translates into pronography, Braun’s films will be the first non-causal anime porn parodies made for a western audience.

The parodies include Ass of Sidonia, Interracial Gangbang For Mars, Attack on Titties, Taint Runaway Ideon, Sword Cock Online, My Little Step Sister’s Vagina Can’t Be Deep, Is It Wrong to Fuck Chicks in a Dungeon, Mobile Suit Gundam DD80: War in My Ass, Code Geass: Straight Edition, Steins;Laid, The Faithful Tepig, Bible Black XXX, Buttzerk, The Double Penatration of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Monster Musume among many others.

Production ran into a few odd problems during their adaptations. As Braun recently divulged in an interview,

“We actually haven’t encountered too many problems adding sex into the story. So many of theses shows are basically just porn with the penetration cut out. The problems that we encountered were with the love interests. So many of them are either the main character’s sister, an effeminate boy in drag, or this strange thing called futa. In order to appeal to more western sensibilities, we’ve changed all sisters to step-sisters, all the crossdressers are women, and dick girls have been changed to just girls.”

With the impressive array of recognizable titles, comes recognizable stars. Actress Marie Luv talked recently in an interview about her portrayal of Mato Kuroi in Black★Cock Shooter: “It’s strange, I’ve never had to play a character this young before. I’ve watched the show… I didn’t really get it. Whatever, I guess someone is bound to get a rise out of it.”

Other male actors have signed on to the project, with one of them quoted saying “What does it even matter? No one even knows your name if you’re a straight male porn star. Oh sure, everyone jacks it to Lisa Ann, but do they even know the name of the guy she’s blowing? Well I do and it’s-” the quote ends there as interviewers have lost all interest.

What will the future hold in anime porn parodies? Who knows if we’ll finally see season three of Spice and Wolf but with a bit more “action”? Or the untapped source of lemon fabrications for adaptations? Only time will tell…

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