Local High-School Girl Denies Allegations Of Being A ‘Tsundere’

 

jrs8jef34A local high-school girl, who has chosen to remain anonymous, has recently denied allegations by her classmates that she may in fact be a tsundere.

The evidence offered by her male peers include her grouchy disposition, frequent mood-swings, acts of physical violence, constant blushing and her tendency to tie her hair up in twin-tails.

“I noticed she had dropped her pencil”, one of her classmates told Anime Maru.

“I tried to pick it up and give it back to her, but she kicked me in the stomach and screamed at me to shut up, shut up, shut up… I tried to report her but for some reason the teachers didn’t take me seriously.”

Indeed, according to eyewitness reports, there has been a string to violent assaults committed by the girl in question, though the school staff refuses to comment.

When approached about the subject, the girl responded, “Wha!? I don’t even know what that is, stupid! Stop making me say such embarrassing things!”. Our reporter noted that the girl then slammed a thick book on his head and ran off, her face bright as a tomato.

As of press time, her whereabouts are currently unknown, though Anime Maru did receive a note from her stating, “it’s not like I like you or anything.”

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