NSFW: Top Ten Lewdest Scenes in Anime

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t love lewd anime? From Highschool DxD to Highschool of the Dead to all of those other fun and unique ecchi shows, there’s really something for everyone out there who can’t be convinced that life will get better.

We here at Anime Maru love lewdness almost as much as we hate anime, so we decided to compile a list of the top ten lewdest things ever to be shown in anime.

10. Every Smile Ever

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After widespread adaptions of shoujo manga in the early 2000’s, anime companies were pushed to make more anime about edgy non-smiling protagonists. That’s right, the lewdness of smiles created Sword Art Online.

9. Santa Hats

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What where they thinking when they put this in?! It’s just a plain red hat??? There’s no Santa, or snowflakes, or anything Christmassy about that hat! I understand why it was considered indecent by the Japanese Censors back when it aired, this scene ended up being completely different in the broadcast episode.

8. Eggplant

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Eggplant is, of course, the lewdest source of nutrition that actually exists within the 2nd dimension, with ice cream being a close second.

7. Hand-holding

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6. Hand-holding DzSEHan

5. Hand-holding

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Anyone who’s done their anime research knows that anime characters copulate via hand-to-hand contact. Girl x Guy contact is fairly straightforward, but it is a little known fact that if two anime girls hold hands, they need to immediately arm wrestle to see who has to carry the child. The Japanese Censors still haven’t caught on to the full-frontal pornography that gets streamed over the airwaves and over the internet, but we here at Anime Maru will keep enjoying the lewd hand-holding until kevo tells us we can see our families again.

4. Hand-holding

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Whoops, wrong hand. Things are getting too lewd, I’ll have to fire an intern for this.

3. Kaiji Itou

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You can’t even find his face uncensored anymore, a real shame that this medium has been gouged so deeply by the censors.

2. Live-action background settings

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I don’t know why, but something about these always feels very lewd. The animation quality usually goes down too, making it seem like something out of a low-budget movie set.

And the #1 lewdest thing in anime is…….

1. Toothbrushes

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I don’t know why but people keep telling me that the lewdest thing they’ve seen is always “the toothbrush thing”, so here’s an anime toothbrush, ya weirdos.

About the author

Having been sentenced on 3 separate occasions to commit honorable sudoku after various incidents involving lava lamps and body pillows, Steve sought sanctum against the legions of radical Haruhiists he'd enraged. He fled to a lesser-known corner of our solar system where he happened to find some free wifi and an artisan bakery that appealed to his hipster tastes.