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United Airlines Forcibly Removes Body Pillow From Flight

Controversy was sparked last Tuesday when a man’s anime body pillow was forcibly removed from an overbooked United Airlines flight. Brandon Martin, who had purchased two seats in advance for…

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Man Goes Entire Working Day Without Mentioning Anime

CRANSTON, RI – Sources claim that a local office worker recently went through an entire working day without once mentioning or referencing anime in front of his coworkers. Joseph Cameron, a…

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Netflix Threatens Live Action Code Geass Movie Unless Demands Met

LOS GATOS, CA — American entertainment and media streaming giant Netflix announced today that they have begun the development of a live action adaptation of the popular Japanese anime Code Geass: Lelouch…

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Frustrated Math Student Declares 2D Better Than 3D

IOWA CITY, IA — The fall semester has just started for Jason Leroux, an 18-year-old freshman at the University of Iowa, but his first weeks of college have already presented…

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Japanese Man Moves to America To Watch Anime More Easily

Every year, around a million people legally immigrate to the United States. Though the exact reasons vary, most come to seek out employment opportunities, escape oppression, or to live a…

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Local Man Refuses to Throw Away His First Body Pillow

FREDERICKSBURG, VA — Over the past few months, 29-year-old anime fan Sheldon Casey has been standing his ground. A self-described “super otaku”, his love for anime, manga, and all things…

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Romanian Town Terrorized by Lights, Explosions in Nearby Forest

SINAIA, Romania — Local authorities still have no leads on the cause or nature of the loud explosions and bright lights reported in the forests within Bucegi National Park over the past…

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Single Helpful Review Discovered on Steam Visual Novel

Steam users were shocked to discovered that a recent review posted to the Steam page for Neko Para Vol. 3 could actually be considered helpful. The review, which praises the…

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Char-Broil Charcoal 780 Wins Reddit Best Grill Contest

Earlier today, voting concluded on the Reddit Best Grill Contest, an online poll hosted by Reddit user ShakeShacKing where posters on /r/grilling nominated and voted on the best grill of…

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New Mobile Game Sweeping Japan is Actually Just Random Number Generator

A new mobile game released in Japan earlier this month called Fortuna Mobile Revolution has gained nearly 100 thousand subscribers in a matter of days. The game, based on the cryptographically secure…