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Local Theater Caught Showing ‘Kokoro Connect’ Instead of ‘Your Name’

CHESTERFIELD, MO — A locally-owned theater has been forced to apologize after duping patrons eager to see Makoto Shinkai’s award-winning film Your Name and instead screening the first five episodes of the…

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Dr. Otaku’s Corner: Career Advice and the Content Industry

Salutations, readers, to Dr. Otaku’s Corner. I have returned to serving my duty of dispensing politically correct opinions for your insight. With my extensive internet-based database and procedurally-generated algorithms, there…

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Deep Analysis: The Complex Characters of ‘One Room’

The director of the newly aired anime series One Room publicly announced this week his dissatisfaction with viewer reception of the series thus far. One Room was met with muddled…

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Anime Maru Bought Out by Buzzfeed

Hello, loyal weebs, we here at Anime Maru are pleased to announce that after many wonderful years of bringing you 100% accurate anime news, we have been bought out by Buzzfeed…

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Op-Ed: An Rational Objectivist’s Review of ‘Gabriel DropOut’

David Freitag Proud Atheist Otaku Today I will be giving my thoughts on one of the most popular anime this past season: Gabriel DropOut. Fellow otaku laud it for its interesting premise,…

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‘Scorching Ping Pong Girls’ Blu-Ray to Ship Sweaty Limited Edition

The upcoming final limited edition volume of the anime series Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume (Scorching Ping Pong Girls) was recently revealed to be shipping with an additional bonus to entice…

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Why Aren’t There More THICC Dragon Lolis In Anime?

There should be no other question floating in the minds of anyone who takes anime even remotely seriously this season: Why aren’t there more thicc dragon lolis in anime? The answer, quite simply,…

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Kuzu no Honkai Linked to an Outbreak of Teenage STDs

Sexually transmitted diseases come in many variations, some being benign and some even life-threatening. Studies have shown that the risk of infection is especially high for teenagers, due to inexperience…

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Man Starting to Run Out of Non-Sports Anime

RESTON, VA — Anime fan Scott Anderson realized today while looking for new anime to watch that he has exhausted the selection of popular anime that are not about sports. During his…

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GoHands Plans to Upgrade PC in Order to Run ‘Hand Shakers’

The anime studio GoHands have announced earlier this week that they plan to upgrade their PC in order to run the anime they are currently producing this season: Hand Shakers. The…