‘Darling in the FranXX’ is the ‘Dark Souls’ of Anime

In today’s day and age, we love a good comparison, and nothing is more commonly compared than FromSoftware’s action RPG Dark Souls. We’ve all heard the gags and seen the clickbaity…

SpaceX Launches Newly-Announced ‘Zetta’ Nesoberi into Earth Orbit

Officials at SpaceX, Bushiroad, and the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced today the successful launch and deployment of a giant stuffed plush depicting Love Live! Sunshine!! character Sakurauchi Riko into low earth…

Anime Maru at ACen 2018

Hello readers, kevo here. I am pleased to announce that Vestro and I will be having an Anime Maru panel at Anime Central (in Rosemont, Illinois) this year. If you…

‘Sword Art Online’ Author Admits He Doesn’t Play Video Games

Kawahara Reki, the creator of the immensely popular Sword Art Online series, revealed shocking details regarding his career during a press conference earlier today after a journalist asked him if he drew any…

Man’s Latest Meme-Inspired Purchase Sits Idle in Closet

COLCHESTER, VT – A local man’s latest impulsive purchase reportedly once again failed to gather any significant amount of utility. Vermont resident Brian Paddock purchased a bean-shaped plushie of a…

Lone Fan Estatic So Many People Suddenly Watching ‘Brave of the Sun Fighbird’

Retro mecha anime fan Hayden Kerry received a pleasant surprise this week when his Twitter timeline was filled with people sharing screenshots from the 1991 anime Taiyou no Yuusha Fighbird,…

Popular ‘Gun Gale Online’ Character Utters Racist Word in Recent Episode

An emotional Kohirumaki Karen, known by her screen name LENN, has issued an apology after uttering a racial slur during the most recent episode of Gun Gale Online. In the…

“‘Steins;Gate 0’ is Too Hard to Follow,” Claims Viewer While Browsing Internet

TERRE HAUTE, IN — 24-year-old graduate student Kevin Fagan took matters into his own hands earlier this weekend, complaining loudly in his friend group’s Discord server that this season’s Steins;Gate 0…

UN Sanctions Japanese Mobile Game Industry for Whale Hunting

UNITED NATIONS — Representatives from the United Nations General Assembly announced sanctions against Japan for their continued issues with whale hunting, specifically within the mobile game industry. The industry has…

Anime Club’s Maid Cafe Not Nearly as Good of an Idea as it First Seemed

EAST LANSING, MI — A university anime club’s idea of running a maid cafe ended in social awkwardness last weekend when the activity failed to meet what many of the…