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SHAFT Confirms Interest in Buying the LA Clippers

LOS ANGELES, CA — Animation studio SHAFT has announced earlier today that they intend to bid for ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers if the team becomes available for sale….

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Fans Wait in Line for Hours to See Bullshit

TOYKO — Anime fans flocked to Ikebukuro over the Golden Week holidays to see a new exhibit featuring total bullshit. Despite scorching heat, fans lined up for hours and paid to see bullshit….

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The Irregular at Magic High School Licensed by 21st Century Fox

NEW YORK — Multinational entertainment powerhouse 21st Century Fox announced today the acquisition of the anime series The Irregular at Magic High School with plans to edit it for theatrical…

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Kancolle Cosplayer Arrested After Being Mistaken For Runaway Naval Officer

TOKYO, Japan – A fan of the popular browser game Kantai Collection (Kancolle) was arrested yesterday after being mistaken by military police for a naval officer who took an unauthorized…

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Game of Thrones Declared Honorary Anime

LOS ANGELES, CA – HBO’s popular show Game of Thrones, based off of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels, has been named an honorary anime due…

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Urobuchi Gen Retires After Receiving Internet Criticism

TOKYO, Japan — Author Urobuchi Gen has announced his retirement earlier this week after reading messages on social media that criticized his writing. Sources state that the 42-year-old was visibly…

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Obama Zings Putin At Anime Correspondents Dinner: ‘He Thinks he’s a Member of Zvezda or Something’

WASHINGTON – President Obama was the star of the evening at last night’s White House Anime Correspondents Dinner, sending a string of comedic jabs at Russian President Vladimir Putin. “I…

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Fans Eagerly Wait for New Shows to Start Sucking

NAGOYA — Moriyama Takeshi sits alone in front of his computer, the monitor’s light illuminating his unkempt face. He reacts to what he sees on screen with a varying cycle…

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Planetary Reclassification Forces Toei to Abandon Sailor Pluto in New Anime

TOKYO – The upcoming Sailor Moon Crystal anime series by Toei animation was forced to abandon the character of Sailor Pluto, after it was reclassified as a dwarf planet (Plutoid)…

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Conspiracy Idol Anime ‘Wake Up Sheeple!’ To Air This Fall

OSAKA — Tatsunoko Productions and Ordet jointly announced Wednesday that their new animation project Wake Up Sheeple! has been greenlit. Wake Up Sheeple! is a spinoff of the popular idol anime Wake Up…