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New FCC Policy Threatens Anime Neutrality

WASHINGTON D.C. — The Federal Communications Commission has endorsed a new policy allowing internet carriers to stream anime with moe fanservice faster than other anime. This would open the door for internet service…

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Anime Conventions Run Out of Names

ANN ARBOR, MI — David Morrison and his planning committee have run into a problem anime conventions around the world now face: a name. According to a report by the Society…

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Light Novel Plot Described as Love Icosiheptagon

PASADENA, CA — Researchers at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) have discovered a 27-edged romantic conflict in the light novel Ore no Imouto to, Ore no Osananajimi to, Ore no Doukyuusei…

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Kyoto Animation Announces Plans To Disappoint Fans With Fake Hyouka, Full Metal Panic News As Well

KYOTO – After a mysterious Suzumiya Haruhi geocaching promotion was revealed to be related to an upcoming pachinko machine and not a third season of the anime series, Kyoto Animation…

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Crystal Pepsi to Sponsor Sailor Moon Crystal

American multinational beverage corporation PepsiCo announced yesterday that it is reviving Crystal Pepsi to launch a campaign promoting the upcoming anime Sailor Moon Crystal. Crystal Pepsi was a short-lived soda released in…

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Justin Bieber Apologizes For Mistaken Association With Love Live

 HOLLYWOOD, CA – Singer Justin Bieber apologized today after one of his tweets was mistakenly seen as supporting the idol anime Love Live. The tweet, which simply read “Love Live and…

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George R.R. Martin Responds to Hunter x Hunter 131: ‘Togashi is Flat-Out Evil’

BAYONNE, NJ – George R.R. Martin, author of the popular A Song of Ice and Fire novels, which are currently being adapted into the Game of Thrones TV show on HBO, has…

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Jealousy Leads To Tension on Set of Nanana’s Buried Treasure

NANAE ISLAND – The filming of the anime Nanana’s Buried Treasure has been encountering difficulties lately due to tension among the cast, according to a new exposé in Ginga Gossip…

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NRA Adopts Tedeza Rize as Official Mascot

FAIRFAX, VA — The National Rifle Association unveiled a new mascot this week: Tedeza Rize from the currently-airing anime Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka?.  In a statement to Anime Maru, NRA…

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Sentai Filmworks Licenses Gin’iro no Olynssis

Sentai Filmworks announced on Friday that is has licensed Gin’iro no Olynsis, the 2006 anime TV-series by Toei Animation. The company plans to release the 12 episode show digitally and…