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New Flight Data Recorder Plays fripSide Songs when Underwater

TACOMA, WA — Following the loss of Malaysia Airlines flight 370, and the inability for rescuers to locate the aircraft’s wreckage beneath the ocean, the International Civil Aviation Organization has…

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Anime Reviewer Actually Likes New Show, Summarily Beaten to Death by Coworkers

SAN FRANCISCO – A staffer for a popular anime blog was beaten to death by his own coworkers after he announced that he had genuinely liked an anime premiere from…

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Third Madoka Magica Movie Blu Ray Release Causes Spike In Antidepressant Prescriptions

LOS ANGELES – The North American home release of Rebellion Story, the third movie in the popular Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica series, has caused a noticeable increase in the number…

In a new video, ISIS militants can be seen watching their favorite anime dubs.

Syrian Jihadists Continue Feud Over Question Of Subs vs. Dubs

RAQQA – A double suicide bombing claimed the lives of 15 militant members of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) as part of the ongoing Jihadist feud…

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FUNimation Announces “Soul Eater Not!” Simulcast, Offers Apology

FUNimation has announced that Soul Eater Not! will be included on their spring simulcast schedule and immediately offered an apology to fans. The show debuted on April 8th. FUNimation’s official synopsis for Soul Eater…

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Leaked Documents Reveal NSA’s Awful Taste in Anime

WASHINGTON D.C. — A new government document released on WikiLeaks last weekend reportedly contains a list of United States National Security Agency employees and their usernames for the website MyAnimeList. The document…

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Make-A-Wish Foundation Brings the Gift of Queen’s Blade to Young Boy

PORTLAND – When local boy Atticus Thompson, 8, was diagnosed with leukemia 2 years ago, he never expected to be able to have his dream come true; to watch Leina…

Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the…

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NyaaTorrents Announces Spring Anime Lineup

NyaaTorrents announced today that once again, it will have every anime show from the Spring season available for free illegal download. A press release from the site read: “Again, Nyaa…

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Staff Infection — Editors’ Picks for Spring 2014

kevo I am looking forward to Atelier Escha & Logy ~Tasogare no Sora no Renkinjutsushi~ because I am obliged to watch the show every season that bears the longest title. I have…