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Surveyor Corps Prove Useless in Combat against Titans

TROST DISTRICT – According to recent military intelligence, the newly-assigned Surveyor Corps have already sustained heavy losses early into their first mission. The Surveyor Corps are an elite division of…

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Houston Texans Lineman Brennan Williams Admits that He Plays Professional Football

HOUSTON, TX – At a local anime club gathering last night, Brennan Williams admitted to fellow attendees that he not only has an interest in football, but he plays professionally…

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The Wind Rises: Matobe Kuriyama and the Kaze-Sha – Anime’s Wind Men

From fluttering hair and dresses to explosion shockwaves and magical attacks, the wind men of anime have a bag of tricks that will blow you away… “See? The flow has…

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Westboro Baptist Church Converted by Sakura Trick, Now Proclaim: ‘God Loves Yuri’

TOPEKA, KS – Members of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church have declared themselves “converted” after watching the new yuri anime Sakura Trick. “Having been exposed to the majesty of pure…

The researchers could not prove a steady levelling-off above the so-called "Salvation Threshold"

New Research Confirms: Studio Trigger Did Not Save Anime

The researchers could not prove a steady leveling-off above the so-called “Salvation Threshold” CAMBRIDGE, MA – A team of researchers at MIT has announced the results of a comprehensive study into…

Time Travel Accident Erases Steins;Gate From Existence

  PEKIN, IL– Fans of Steins;Gate were shocked to discover late last night that the series and its spin offs had been erased from existence. Of course no one noticed…