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Funimation Seeks New Revenue From Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

FORT WORTH, TX – Funimation Entertainment, the Flower Mound-based film production company, is turning to an unusual source in its quest to find new revenues: the Texas Lottery. “We’ve been…

Omurice locations have been temporarily shut down by court order

Head Of Omurice Fast Food Chain Indicted In Product Placement Scandal

TOKYO – Takakazu Katsushika, the CEO and founder of the Omurice chain of fast food restaurants, has been indicted on charges of bribing studio executive in return for widespread omurice…

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Report: Characters in Happiness Charge Precure Named After Strippers

TOKYO – Despite the studio’s efforts to cover up the details of the creative aspects of its scriptwriting process, a report was released this week confirming that the heroines of…

Empty Akiba streets in recent months could be connected to the mass disappearance

30,000 Elder Tale Players Missing For Months, Nobody Notices

  TOKYO – 30,000 Japanese gamers who installed the 12th expansion pack for the popular Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game Elder Tale have collectively gone missing, a new investigation…

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Man Who Tried to Legally Marry Homemade Figures Rebuffed by High Court

SAN FRANCISCO — In what anime fans throughout the United States are decrying as a travesty against justice, the California Supreme Court unanimously affirmed an appellate court’s decision to deny…

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Surveyor Corps Prove Useless in Combat against Titans

TROST DISTRICT – According to recent military intelligence, the newly-assigned Surveyor Corps have already sustained heavy losses early into their first mission. The Surveyor Corps are an elite division of…

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Houston Texans Lineman Brennan Williams Admits that He Plays Professional Football

HOUSTON, TX – At a local anime club gathering last night, Brennan Williams admitted to fellow attendees that he not only has an interest in football, but he plays professionally…

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The Wind Rises: Matobe Kuriyama and the Kaze-Sha – Anime’s Wind Men

From fluttering hair and dresses to explosion shockwaves and magical attacks, the wind men of anime have a bag of tricks that will blow you away… “See? The flow has…

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Westboro Baptist Church Converted by Sakura Trick, Now Proclaim: ‘God Loves Yuri’

TOPEKA, KS – Members of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church have declared themselves “converted” after watching the new yuri anime Sakura Trick. “Having been exposed to the majesty of pure…

The researchers could not prove a steady levelling-off above the so-called "Salvation Threshold"

New Research Confirms: Studio Trigger Did Not Save Anime

The researchers could not prove a steady leveling-off above the so-called “Salvation Threshold” CAMBRIDGE, MA – A team of researchers at MIT has announced the results of a comprehensive study into…