Leaked Documents Reveal NSA’s Awful Taste in Anime

WASHINGTON D.C. — A new government document released on WikiLeaks last weekend reportedly contains a list of United States National Security Agency employees and their usernames for the website MyAnimeList. The document…

Make-A-Wish Foundation Brings the Gift of Queen’s Blade to Young Boy

PORTLAND – When local boy Atticus Thompson, 8, was diagnosed with leukemia 2 years ago, he never expected to be able to have his dream come true; to watch Leina…

Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the…

NyaaTorrents Announces Spring Anime Lineup

NyaaTorrents announced today that once again, it will have every anime show from the Spring season available for free illegal download. A press release from the site read: “Again, Nyaa…

Staff Infection — Editors’ Picks for Spring 2014

kevo I am looking forward to Atelier Escha & Logy ~Tasogare no Sora no Renkinjutsushi~ because I am obliged to watch the show every season that bears the longest title. I have…

Kyoto Animation Announces Anime about High School Whaling Club

TOKYO — Following international sanctions on its whaling activities earlier this week, the Japanese government has enlisted Kyoto Animation to create an anime that portrays the nation’s whaling program in…

Obama Reminds Nation to Catch Up on Love Live before New Season Airs

WASHINGTON — Barack Obama took to social media earlier this week, reminding Americans to finish the Love Live! School Idol Project anime before its second season begins airing in Spring 2014….

Court Approves High School Gunpla Battle Players Union

TOKYO – A high court in Tokyo today approved a bid by the Seihou Academy Gunpla club to form a players union for upcoming Gunpla Battle seasons, a move that…

Oda Eiichiro Discovers Good Pacing, Realizes One Piece Should Have Been 200 Chapters

TOKYO — Oda Eiichiro, author of One Piece, the most popular and best selling manga series of all time, acknowledged that the series is horrendously paced in a recent press…

Studio Trigger Wraps Up Kill la Kill, Plans to Animate Shitty Generic Light Novels

Spirits were high at the Studio Trigger offices after the airing of the Kill la Kill finale last Thursday. However, the Tokyo-based studio does not intend to rest on its…