‘Ping Pong’ Characters Spend Hours Getting Makeup Done

TOKYO, Japan — In a recent interview with Anime Maru, the characters of the currently airing anime Ping Pong stated that they spend hours getting their makeup done every day….

Superpowers Banned In All American Sports; Japanese Athletes Affected

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial decision, the Senate has approved a bill calling for the ban of all superpowers in sporting events. “The American people have been clamoring for…

New ‘Reverse Oculus Rift’ Shows Real World in 2D

TOKYO – Panasonic today unveiled The NiJiMe – a digital headset that transforms the real world into 2D. The NiJiMe – short for Ni Jigen Megane or “2D Glasses” –…

Chris Hansen Hosting ‘To Catch A Lolicon’ Special

NEW YORK, NY – Journalist Chris Hansen has been tapped to host Dateline NBC‘s upcoming special “To Catch A Lolicon”. Similar to Hansen’s previous specials, ‘To Catch a Lolicon’ involves…

England’s Roy Hodgson Admits Anime Selection Could Backfire

LONDON, England — After naming his 23-man squad and 7 players on standby for the World Cup in Brazil, England manager Roy Hodgson admitted his selection of anime on the…

General Mills Announces Sale of Nature Valley to Undisclosed Animation Studio

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — General Mills, the Golden Valley, MN-based manufacturer of food products, has shaken up the processed foods industry by announcing the immediate spin-off of its Nature Valley brand…

Man Arrested for Anime List Fraud

TACOMA, WA — Washington native and anime fan Darren Pritcher surrendered to authorities late Sunday afternoon to face a 30-count federal indictment that include charges of falsely reporting completed anime on…

SHAFT Confirms Interest in Buying the LA Clippers

LOS ANGELES, CA — Animation studio SHAFT has announced earlier today that they intend to bid for ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers if the team becomes available for sale….

Fans Wait in Line for Hours to See Bullshit

TOYKO — Anime fans flocked to Ikebukuro over the Golden Week holidays to see a new exhibit featuring total bullshit. Despite scorching heat, fans lined up for hours and paid to see bullshit….

The Irregular at Magic High School Licensed by 21st Century Fox

NEW YORK — Multinational entertainment powerhouse 21st Century Fox announced today the acquisition of the anime series The Irregular at Magic High School with plans to edit it for theatrical…