CHERRY HILL, NJ — Earlier this week, car maker Subaru experienced an unexpected uptick in sales following the airing of Re:Zero on TV Tokyo. Avid fans of the series reportedly stormed the company’s affiliated car dealers and completely filled its order book for the next 3 months.
According to reports, the main reason behind this sudden surge is because Subaru “finally managed get his shit together [in the last episode]”.
“Last time we had such an increase in car sales was in 2007, when fans of Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS were caught trying to jump out of their cars at full speed on highways to increase their roller’s speed,” Subaru chairman and CEO Tomomi Nakamura told Anime Maru.
Many dealers have begun offering exclusive features, include a plastic bag containing some cup noodles and a full-size dakimakura of Emilia.
“We don’t really care about Rem fanbase since they are fagget anyway.” he said when questioned about it.
“I’m not delusional though, a lot of those orders will probably get cancelled as the show will definitely be shit at the end”, Nakamura added. When asked why he had such opinion about it, he simply answered, “I read the novel.”