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President Trump Signs Executive Order Adding “Iyashikei Option” to ACA Individual Mandate

In the first week after his inauguration, President Donald Trump signed an executive order with a major addition to the individual mandate portion of the Affordable Care Act. Americans may…


Issue of National Best Girl Up Takes Spotlight Weeks After Election

As the lingering recounts for a handful of races scattered around the country wind down, the long and drawn-out election season has finally come to a close. The big questions have been answered — Republicans have maintained majority control over Congress and Donald Trump will be the next President — but one last unanswered question has moved to the forefront of the national debate: who will be our nation’s Best Girl?


Anime Fan’s Dream to Move to Japan and Become an Animator Suddenly a Lot More Urgent

CHARLOTTE, NC — Self-professed otaku Joanne Williams’s plan to move to Japan and become an animator has had its timetable drastically moved forward in the past 24 hours. “Ever since…


Anime Maru’s Guide to the 2016 Presidential Election

As Election Day approaches and one of the most grueling election cycles in American history winds down, it’s crucial that all voters are informed of the important issues before heading…


Americans Hope for Presidential Election to Take Harem Route End

Americans have called it “the longest and most difficult visual novel known to the medium”, and with the story set to finish in early November, Americans are still uncertain which route they…


Second US Presidential Debate to Take Place in Hot Springs

ST. LOUIS, MO — Earlier today, the campaign teams of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have confirmed that the second presidential debate will take place on Sunday, October 9…


Supporters Celebrate Trump’s Primary Triumph by Masturbating to Anime

Following Ted Cruz and John Kasich dropping out of the presidential race this week and Donald Trump becoming the presumptive nominee, Trump supporters nationwide celebrated the victory by masturbating to…


GOP Consultant: Sanders Supporters are “Happily Married Fathers Who Don’t Masturbate to Anime at All”

Republican media consultant Rick Wilson made headlines earlier this week when he dismissed Donald Trump supporters as “childless single men who masturbate to anime” and claimed they were not part of the…


Republican Candidates Debate Who is Which ‘Love Live’ Idol

CHARLESTON, SC — Republican Presidential front-runners met Thursday night for the sixth Republican National Debate and the first one of 2016. Having already exhausted important topics such as immigration and national defense,…


Studio Pierrot Breaks Ties with Donald Trump After Racist Remarks About Ninja

“When Studio Pierrot sends its ninja, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing…