Tag Archives: Fans

Leading Experts Confirm: Rap Mashup AMVs are the Highest Form of Artistic Expression

GENEVA, Switzerland — A group of leading researchers in the fields of art history and semiotic communication have published their most recent study, which concludes that anime music videos that…

Man’s Latest Meme-Inspired Purchase Sits Idle in Closet

COLCHESTER, VT – A local man’s latest impulsive purchase reportedly once again failed to gather any significant amount of utility. Vermont resident Brian Paddock purchased a bean-shaped plushie of a…

Anime Club’s Maid Cafe Not Nearly as Good of an Idea as it First Seemed

EAST LANSING, MI — A university anime club’s idea of running a maid cafe ended in social awkwardness last weekend when the activity failed to meet what many of the…

Local Anime Convention Only 65% Anime by Volume

CINCINNATI, OH — The Federal Trade Commission concluded their investigation against the organization committee for Anime Escape earlier this week. Anime Escape was a two-day anime convention that took place…

Anime Saved by Mysterious Masked Director

Anime fans around the world rejoiced this week after a dashing and mysterious anime director from an unknown animation studio jumped in and saved anime. In yet another season dominated…

Guy Who Claims to Understand All the Jokes in ‘Pop Team Epic’ is Full of Shit

KISSIMMEE, FL — Acquaintances of 24-year-old anime fan Donald Reimer have grown increasingly suspicious over the past few weeks with regards to his claim to understand all the jokes in…

High School Replaces Detention With Mandatory Anime Club Attendance

HOUSTON, TX — Faculty at Westbury High School revealed during a parent-teacher conference this week that substantial revisions will be made to its detention policy. Beginning next week, students eligible…

President Trump Pushes for Trade War on Japanese Imports

In a recent tweet, Trump criticized the United States ongoing trade deficits with Japan. Historically, the United States has imported significantly more goods from Japan than it has exported. Trump…

Famous People Possibly Capable of Liking Anime

The social unacceptability of the entire anime medium was thrown into question yesterday when an American celebrity made a tweet about how they enjoyed anime themselves. The tweet features the…

‘Land of the Lustrous’ Superfan Spends $500 Million on Life-Sized Diamond Figure

In a true show of devotion, one Houseki no Kuni (Land of the Lustrous) fan spent over $500 million on a life-sized figure of his favorite character, Diamond. Land of the…