Tag Archives: Fans

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Relationship in Turmoil Over Discovery of Steam Anime Games

CONCORD, MA — In a very unfortunate turn of events, Megan Crampton’s relationship with her boyfriend of four years, Dan Abbott, is in jeopardy. According to their family and friends,…

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Loot Anime January Theme to be “Reality Check”

Loot Crate, the monthly subscription service that delivers geek or gaming-related merchandise, has announced that the theme of their sub category box, Loot Anime, for the month of January will be…

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Moe, Manime Fans Come Together in Heartwarming Christmas Truce

TOKYO, Japan — In what observers described as a Christmas miracle, moe and manime fans agreed to a temporary ceasefire to celebrate the holiday together in the neutral territory of…

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Crunchyroll Premium Membership Gift Coupon Languishes Away In Unread Inbox

Though this time of year is a time for holiday cheer — for gathering with families and friends around a warm fire or a hearty meal — not all are so…

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Man Gives Up on Dream of Becoming Mangaka After Learning He Cannot Draw

CONCORD, NH — In an announcement made yesterday, Andrew Lanfeld has finally given up on his dream of being a mangaka after 27 years of trying. In an open letter…

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Anime Maru’s Guide to Holiday Gift-Giving

Hello, relative of an anime fan desperately seeking out something anime-related to give to your ungrateful cousin! We understand that this time of year can be stressful and that you…

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The Otaku Life Cycle As Told Through Graphs

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…

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Man Informs Relatives of Key Difference Between Traps and Futa During Thanksgiving Dinner

LEBANON, PA — Thanksgiving dinner at the Miller household was permeated by an air of awkwardness last night when 22-year-old Steven Miller got into a heated discussion with his relatives concerning…

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CliffsNotes to Offer New Anime Summaries

The popular student resource CliffsNotes, a longtime resource used by students to bluff book reports and literature exams, has announced that they will launch a new guide to popular anime….

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Anime Fan’s Dream to Move to Japan and Become an Animator Suddenly a Lot More Urgent

CHARLOTTE, NC — Self-professed otaku Joanne Williams’s plan to move to Japan and become an animator has had its timetable drastically moved forward in the past 24 hours. “Ever since…