Tag Archives: Haruhi Suzumiya

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Area Man Still Mad About Endless Eight

KENNESAW, GA — Air conditioning repairman Bob Delaney, 63, sits quietly in his parked truck. He stares into the distance with the forlorn gaze of a spurned man. Hardly a…

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Anime Maru’s Top 10 Anime of 2016

Well, 2016 is officially over, and that means it’s time for Anime Maru to post its annual Top 10 Anime list! (Remember, anyone who posts a year-end list before the…

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Anime Gods and You

We here at Anime Maru know how hard it can be to find a spiritual being worth devoting your time, effort, and immortal soul to. Because unlike your waifu, who…

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Pokemon Sun and Moon Revealed to be Pachinko Game

LOS ANGELES, CA — Hundreds of journalists who attended Nintendo’s presentation at the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) earlier today, along with thousands viewing the livestream online, reacted with stunned silence when…

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Kyoto Animation Announces Third Season of ‘Haruhi’, Cure for Cancer

Today in a follow-up conference to their announcement of new seasons of Full Metal Panic and Hibike Euphonium, Kyoto Animation also finally announced that they have plans to do a…

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New Charity Tells Anime Characters It Can Be Helped

Billionaire investor Hiroto Mikitani announced this week the foundation of the Shikataga Aru Foundation, whose goal is to help out anime characters in an attempt to decrease the usage of…

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Online Polls Find Best Anime Ever All Created in the Last Two Years

  DIEMEN, The Netherlands — Researchers conducting online polls have come to the surprising conclusion that all of the best anime to ever exist have been created in the timespan between…

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Haruhi Suzumiya Fan Wakes Up From Eight Year Coma

Self-proclaimed Haruhi-ist Timothy Banks awoke this week from a coma he had been in since May 1st, 2007, when he dropped his Haruhi cell-phone strap in the road and was…

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Yuki-Chan Anime Already Causing Endless 8 Nostalgia

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, the first anime in the Haruhi franchise to not be produced by Kyoto Animation, is already reportedly causing widespread cases of nostalgia for Endless 8…

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New Haruhi Character Designs Mistaken For Bad Fan Art

The release of the second Key Visual from the upcoming anime The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan was met by waves of confusion, as masses of fans mistook it for bad…