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New Evidence Points to Russian Interference in 2017 Idolmaster Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The CIA, FBI, and NSA jointly published a report Monday of their investigation into attempts to influence the 2017 iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls General Election by the Russian government. The report confirms…

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In First Unanimous Decision, Japanese Diet Declares ‘Idol Jihen’ is Terrible

TOKYO, Japan — The National Diet of Japan came to a historical decision this week when the assembly unanimously declared that 2017 TV anime Idol Jihen is ‘terrible’ and unfit to be…

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God Strikes Down Japan for Worshiping False Idols

TOKYO, Japan — Japan is in ruins today after being consumed by fire and brimstone sent by God as punishment for the nation worshiping false idols. “Look, I thought I…

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Increased Awareness of Dakimakura Hurting Local Man’s ‘Medicinal Pillow’ Story

NEW YORK, NY — Local man Barry Campbell has had to deal with increased suspicion from visitors to his apartment regarding his Miki Hoshii dakimakura, or “medicinal pillow,” as he calls it…

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Person Tasked With Creating Idol Profiles Clearly Just Making Shit Up

TOKYO, Japan — Multiple sources claimed earlier this week that the profile data for many of the recent characters in Bandai Namco’s Idolmaster franchise is completely arbitrary. The anonymous Bandai Namco Games…

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New Idolmaster Game Will Feature Frostbite Engine

According to a statement by Namco Bandai Games, the newest installment to the Idolmaster game franchise, THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars for the PlayStation 4, will utilize DICE’s Frostbite 3 engine. Known for…

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Kentaro Miura Ends iDOLM@STER Hiatus

Acclaimed manga artist Kentaro Miura announced last week that he would soon be ending the iDOLM@STER hiatus he began this summer. Both the production team and fans of the rhythm…

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1/8 Scale Figures Placed Adjacent to 1/7 Scale Figures

FOSTORIA, OH — The atmosphere in 20-year-old Taylor Branson’s room was abruptly shattered when observers noticed that he had placed figures of different scale adjacent to each other. According to eyewitnesses,…

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Letters to the Editor: July 2014

We’re Going Legit-nyaa! SIR― In your recent article about Nyaa issuing DMCA takedowns (link), you allege that Fakku is ‘getting bad press.’ While this may be true, it is important…

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Bandai Namco Ordered to Put Warnings Labels on iDOLM@STER Products

TOKYO, Japan — A Tokyo Superior Metropolitan judge ordered toy and video game company Bandai Namco to apply labeling to all products related to The iDOLM@STER warning consumers of the dangers of becoming…