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Couple Manages to Successfully Have Sex on Japanese Train

TOKYO, Japan — 22-year-old college student Takeshi Kujiura and his yet-to-be-named acquaintance made history yesterday afternoon after becoming the first people to successfully engage in sexual activity aboard Japanese public…

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Fall Anime Season Forces Area Man to Question His Sexuality Once Again

BOSTON, MA- Mark Josey, living a happy married life with 3 children, has only recently recovered from his awkward man-crush on Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha, but Japan isn’t letting him go…

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Local Fan Discovers ‘Tenchi Muyo’ Just Big Pile of Incest

FARGO, ND — Beloved 90’s anime staple Tenchi Muyo is best known for codifying the tropes of the harem genre by putting its hapless hero in a sea of beautiful girls;…

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Figure Collector Just Likes Looking At Boxes

HOUSTON, TX – For many anime fans, collecting figures is a popular way to express their liking toward a certain franchise or character. From an aesthetic perspective, figures make excellent…

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Man Hasn’t Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going

As part of an ongoing series on the viewing habits of typical otaku, we sat down with magical girl fan and devout Mormon Elijah Smith to get his thoughts on…

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Man Can’t Admit He Likes ‘Sword Art Online’

SAN DIEGO, CA – Andy Seung is an avid anime watcher and a long time Sword Art Online fan. His collection of Sword Art Online light novels, video games, figures, posters, and…

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Area Man Still Mad About Endless Eight

KENNESAW, GA — Air conditioning repairman Bob Delaney, 63, sits quietly in his parked truck. He stares into the distance with the forlorn gaze of a spurned man. Hardly a…

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Man Afraid at this Point to Ask What ‘Love Live!’ Is

BELOIT, WI — At a popular downtown restaurant, Jason Kermeyer nervously smiles while his friends loudly discuss their favorite characters in the popular franchise Love Live. Kermeyer’s friends are passionate fans of…

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Man Goes Entire Working Day Without Mentioning Anime

CRANSTON, RI – Sources claim that a local office worker recently went through an entire working day without once mentioning or referencing anime in front of his coworkers. Joseph Cameron, a…

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Frustrated Math Student Declares 2D Better Than 3D

IOWA CITY, IA — The fall semester has just started for Jason Leroux, an 18-year-old freshman at the University of Iowa, but his first weeks of college have already presented…