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Area Man Makes Concrete Progress on His Plan-to-Watch List

BUFORD, GA — Local authorities resolved a missing persons case this week upon discovering the reported individual had been making actual progress on his anime plan-to-watch list. Nathan Sadler had…

Underground Fight Club Uncovered at Local Theater School

LOS ANGELES, CA – Authorities have discovered an underground fight club operation in a Los Angeles area theater school this week, where orchestrated fights have been secretly ongoing for several…

Millions of Anime Fans Relieved That More Anime is Coming

Anime fans around the world breathed a sigh of relief earlier this week when it was announced that a new season of anime is set to start this fall. At…

Local Public Library Still Has No Fucking Idea What a Manga is

WILKINSBURG, PA — There has been a growing sense of confusion at Wilkinsburg Public Library this month, following a very unusual set of book donations through from an anonymous source….

New Anime Convention is Solely for People With Those Ahegao Shirts

MIAMI, FL — The first ever Ahegao-con will take place this weekend, attracting thousands of people who wear that one shirt emblazoned with a bunch of orgasming hentai faces to…

NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Man Feels He Got Full ‘Darling in the FranXX’ Experience From Just Memes

DUBUQUE, IA — With Darling in the FranXX wrapping up earlier this month, anime fan Darren Franklin recalled his experience with the show. Darren did not actually watch any of…

Area Man Inspired by ‘Yama no Susume’ Already Regretting Everything

MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, WA — Steven Linden wipes his brow and sighs loudly as he looks up at the imposing peak that he has so far climbed barely a …

Man’s “Cultural Exchange” Vacation to Japan Not Fooling Anyone

WEST LAFAYETTE, IN — Paul Holt, 22, has announced that he will be embarking on his first solo trip overseas to the island nation of Japan. Holt, a recent graduate…