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Man’s Dying Wish is to Watch ‘Little Witch Academia’ on Netflix

LOS ANGELES, CA — Alexander Framer, 87, sits upright in his hospital bed, a forlorn expression on his face as he stares out the window. Framer is terminally ill with…

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Experts: Nyaa Downtime So Severe It Could Lead To Use Of Legal Streaming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The extended downtime of the popular website Nyaa Torrents has had such a devastating impact on anime viewers that it could lead many of them to…

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Nyaa Commenter Realizes Opinions, Life Are Meaningless While Experiencing Site’s Downtime

A longtime commenter on Nyaa Torrents has suddenly realized how meaningless his life and opinions are during the site’s ongoing downtime. The man, who wishes to be identified by his…

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Nyaa Begins Sending DMCA Takedown Notices Due To Possibility Of Becoming Legit Some Day

LOS ANGELES, CA – In the hopes of someday transitioning to the legal content model in the vein of Crunchyroll and Fakku, Nyaa Torrents have already begun sending DMCA takedown…