Tag Archives: otaku

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TSA Refuses to Accept Man’s Crunchyroll Passport

NASHVILLE, TN — Crunchyroll user Carl Johnston was held up at Nashville International Airport today for several hours after TSA agents refused to accept the Crunchyroll passport he presented to board…

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Study Shows Silicon Valley Still Dominated By Otaku

A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over a decade, studying ancient companies such…

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The Otaku Life Cycle As Told Through Graphs

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…

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Japan Assures Rest of World They Aren’t Really That Into Anime or Anything

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — The closing ceremonies for the 2016 Summer Olympics were staged last Sunday evening, and according to Olympic tradition, a segment from the organizers of the…

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Anime Fan Struggles to Cope After Four Years of Not Watching Anime

SEATTLE, WA—During high school, Elizabeth Janeway was celebrated for her exemplary leadership as president of Greenwood High’s anime club. A voracious anime fan, Elizabeth constantly kept the club up to date…

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Otaku Tricked Out of Basement by Pokemon Go

LLANGEFNI, United Kingdom — Chris Smith’s breath forms clouds in the cold Welsh air as he walks down a rocky path near his home. He pulls his jacket up closer…

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Man Reintegrates into Otaku Lifestyle After 20 Years Behind Bars

A man who has re-entered modern society after 10 years of prison expressed culture shock when he attempted to finish watching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Ofir Johnson was 18 when…

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Facebook ‘On This Day’ Becoming Unpopular for Reminding People of Their Weeb Years

After continued months of increasingly minimal use, Facebook has been pushing hard to promote its “On This Day” feature. The feature lets Facebook users view posts from the same day in the years since…

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Anime Fans Everywhere Make New Year’s Resolutions to Earn their Friends’ Respect

Another year has come and past, which means that the world is once again occupying itself with making New Year’s resolutions. We here at Anime Maru have already started forgetting…

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Otaku Protest Against RWBY Being Included on Crunchyroll

SAN FRANCISCO, CA– A large sweaty crowd of men have camped outside Crunchyroll headquarters with a simple demand: pull the critically acclaimed RWBY from the website. The group claims that the…