Tag Archives: Sports

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Aqours Considering New Options at Center Due to Chika Takami’s Poor Rebounding

Chika Takami’s role as center for the school idol group Aqours has been called into question after a series of poor performances, culminating in an abysmal 91-88 loss to the New…

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Man Starting to Run Out of Non-Sports Anime

RESTON, VA — Anime fan Scott Anderson realized today while looking for new anime to watch that he has exhausted the selection of popular anime that are not about sports. During his…

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New NFL Study Concludes Football At Least Safer than Keijo

NEW YORK CITY — The National Football League released a study earlier today highlighting the risk of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), or concussions in the high octane, action-packed sport of keijo….

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Fraudulent Anime Fan Doesn’t Even Know How Figure Skating Works

SALEM, OR — The credibility of 22-year-old Andrew Powell was seriously challenged this week when it was revealed that despite claiming to be a “hardcore” anime fan, his knowledge of figure…

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Anime Maru’s Guide to Super Bowl 50

This Sunday, America will sit in front of its television and watch Super Bowl 50. If you’ve been invited to a party, but know nothing about football because you haven’t…

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Op-Ed: Vaccines Cause Autism, and I Support ISIS

Yoshikawa Yuuko Kitauji High School Musical Instrument Club Hello, and thank you for publishing my letter. I wanted to write in to your news site to urge each and every…

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Richard Sherman Blasts Ikuhara in Heated Pre-Game Interview

  PHOENIX, AZ — Outspoken Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman has managed to stir controversy over an unexpected topic in the hours before the Super Bowl. “I’m intelligent enough and capable enough to…

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Giants and Redskins Eliminated from Holy Grail War

The New York Giants and the Washington Redskins have been eliminated from the Holy Grail War this week, with both teams defeated viciously in battle. The Redskins crumbled at the hands…

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Letters to the Editor: September 2014

Gap in Coverage SIR — Your recent article regarding the ‘Gender Gap’ in anime characters (link) depicts a one-sided view of the issue of anime gender equality. Here at Kyoto Animation,…

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New NFL Season Green-Lit

NEW YORK, NY — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced in a press conference earlier this week that a new season of the National Football League has been green-lit. The announcement…