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Man Can’t Admit He Likes ‘Sword Art Online’

SAN DIEGO, CA – Andy Seung is an avid anime watcher and a long time Sword Art Online fan. His collection of Sword Art Online light novels, video games, figures, posters, and…

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New Reality Show on TLC Features Man with Multiple Waifu

AMERICAN FORK, UT — Sister Waifu, a new reality show featuring unemployed anime fan Luke Cooper and his four waifu, aired last night on TLC. Known for its other programming such…

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Fan Determined to Share New, Unique Opinion on ‘Sword Art Online’

  After finally watching the anime hit Sword Art Online for the first time, 3 years after it originally aired, local anime fan Dominic Stevens, has determined that the internet…

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Breaking News: Anime Fan Watches Shows He Actually Likes

ABILENE, TX — A shocking discovery rocked the anime community today, as a lone forum poster was claimed to only watch shows that he genuinely enjoys. As the community stands…

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Scientists Struggle To Understand Why People Enjoy Yuri Kuma Arashi

A paper set to be published in the upcoming issue of the Japanese-American Journal of Science concludes that after weeks of exhaustive observation and study, scientists have been unable to…

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Daylight Saving Time Gives Anime Fans an Extra Hour to Not Catch Up on Shows

For many living in the United States, November 2nd marks the end of Daylight Saving Time, allowing them to “fall back” with an extra hour on Sunday. Despite equating to almost…

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‘Like a Flower Blooming Anew’: Fan Overcomes Addiction to Hatewatching Sword Art Online

LOS ANGELES, CA — It was nearly two years ago that anime fan Michael West hit the lowest point of his life. “I was sitting in my bed, sweating, staring…

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Mass Debating — Your Reactions to Genderbent Kirito

The most recent episode of Sword Art Online 2 depicts Kirito’s Gun Gale Online character as an androgynous male. Realizing that everyone think he is a girl, he decides to play along. Koimeme+Musou …stupid…

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Recent Death Attributed to Sword Art Offline

FUKUOKA, Japan — The mysterious death of 24-year-old Takashima Ryuuji has been linked to the action-fantasy RPG Sword Art Offline. Sources state that Ryuuji was an obsessive player of Sword Art…

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Anime Community Excited to Drop Sword Art Online II

Fans reacted with excitement to a new promotional trailer for Sword Art Online II, which features voice actress Miyuki Sawashiro. “I cannot wait for the summer season,” an anonymous poster commented, “So many…