Top 10 Images of Rei Ayanami

June 3, 2015 - Editorial, Lists, WeebClicker - Tagged: , ,

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With the upcoming release of Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0: You can (not) do math I’ve put together a top ten list of my favorite pictures of the best girl in EVA.

 

 #1: Rei in her school uniform

School uniforms are an important part of any japanese school girls life. Almost as important as running down the street with bread in your mouth.

 #2: Rei in her plugsuit.

I’ve watched Evangelion in space before, it was called Ideon.

 #3: Child Rei

A copy is just an identical image. There is the possibility that a single virus could destroy an entire set of systems and copies do not give rise to variety and originality. Life perpetuates itself through diversity and this includes the ability to sacrifice itself when necessary. Cells repeat the process of degeneration and regeneration until one day they die, obliterating an entire set of memory and information. Only genes remain. Why continually repeat this cycle? Simply to survive by avoiding the weaknesses of an unchanging system.

 #4: Rockstar Rei with a sword

Phantasm is the second best anime band, right after Fire Bomber.

 #5: Rei disappointed that Kaworu got to play the piano with Shinji  in 3.33

A cat is fine too.

 #6: Werewolf Rei

if you know what this is from congrats on watching Adult Swim when it was good

 

#7: Rei about to cry because she’s been forced to wear a pink wig

Used goods

#8: Rei in a maid outfit, pretending to be a mecha.

Who the hell put the worst Tsukihime girl on this list? This is a disgrace to Rei’s untarnished name.

#9: Old mother Rei, who has finally stopped dyeing her hair blue and is settling down with her husband to have a nice family.

Is this a spoiler? I don’t think it’s a spoiler.

#10: Yuki Nagato

I ran out of pictures of Rei, so here is that one girl from Haruhi.

 

 

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Talking about himself in the third person has never be Morlock's strengths, however it would seem that duty calls for a change in POV. Hobbies include: self loathing, mindlessly consuming japanese media like the weeaboo that he is, and complaining. Mad Bull 34 is still the greatest anime Morlock has seen. For some reason he has a Twitter: @TheMorlock