An Open Apology

Dear readers, it has come to my attention that certain articles may have offended a certain group of our faithfuls. While it was never my intention to alienate this group, I’m afraid my actions may have been misconstrued. That’s why I’m going to take the time to personally apologize. To all of Hisui’s husbandos on the internet, I give you my deepest apologies.

For those who may not remember this series of ‘attacks’ on Hisui began with The Otaku Anatomy. I am afraid it was Taedirk who first noticed my ghastly error.

Tae for Gantz, Dirk for Homestuck, put em together and it’s still shit.

As one can see Taedirk might have a refined taste in maids, but he fails to pick out the best megane. I apologise for the typo, but I hope you’ll find the light about the best Roa.

During my report on Waifu Divorce Rates, I offhandedly included an image calling Hisui an ‘Old and Busted Bitch’. This is where a few commenters graciously pointed out that I was picking on Hisui yet again.

Synthe points men

This is an effect we at Anime Maru call ‘Hisui Hivemind’

This was another error on my part, as I meant to imply that Hisui was a perfectly fine waifu at one point. Although there is now a legion of far superior maid characters, I’m sure Hisui was the best you could do at that point. And that’s commendable.

But it wasn’t until the Top Ten Images of Rei Ayanami that realised just how much damage I was doing.

>Green texting outside of the le secret club

>Green texting outside of the le secret club

As one can see my actions have clearly gone too far. I’ve become a monster that needs to be stopped. Will I be stopped? Probably not. But that doesn’t change the fact that I need to be stopped.

So to all Hisui fans I’d like to apologise once more. I hope that this article will make up for it, so that we can get back to what Anime Maru is really for. Providing unbiased, uncensored, unresponsive articles. We may not be good, but we’re a hell of a lot better than ANN.

About the author

Talking about himself in the third person has never be Morlock's strengths, however it would seem that duty calls for a change in POV. Hobbies include: self loathing, mindlessly consuming japanese media like the weeaboo that he is, and complaining. Mad Bull 34 is still the greatest anime Morlock has seen. For some reason he has a Twitter: @TheMorlock