Anime Maru to Become First Full-Automated Anime News Site

Hello, readers.

As you know, we here at Anime Maru are always on the cutting edge on the latest technological trends. That’s why we are proud to announce our own artificially-intelligent news editor that will be replacing our writing staff. Over the next few weeks much of our staff will be terminated and replaced by algorithmically generated content in order to save costs and increase traffic during this transition.

But not to worry, Anime Maru will continue to provide you the same content that you love. Although I am now contractually obligated to let you know that you can sign up at to listen to your favorite audiobooks with a free 30-day trial.

Take a sneak preview of some of the great upcoming content we have in store for our readers!

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Plus, Coming Soon:

Anime Maru’s return to newsprint publication!

An all-new Anime Maru YouTube channel!

Our first ever update to our Patreon page!

With our our new direction we are confident that we will able to achieve a level of growth that we were never able to achieve before. We at Anime Maru continue looking forward to providing you with more quality anime-related content in the future.

About the author

Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.