Area Man Can’t Remember Title of Hentai Video Deleted From Pornhub

GREENVILLE, NC – Tragedy struck today as Scott Burks, 25, fruitlessly attempted to find a hentai video he had watched just last week on Pornhub. Burks reportedly spent several hours searching for the video fearing that it may have been removed from the site.

Pornhub, one of the largest adult content sites on the web, recently implemented a new policy removing any videos previously uploaded by unverified users. The sudden policy change was in response to claims that unlawful videos were being hosted on website, leading credit card companies Mastercard and Visa to suspend all payments to Pornhub. Millions of videos have been removed as Pornhub began carpet bombing its platform rather than implementing measures to detect and remove videos only from abusive accounts.

“Where is it? Where is it?!” stated Burks as he frantically typed in various combinations of search terms into Google, hoping to find the video on another site. “I would have downloaded it when I had the chance if I knew this was going to happen.”

Using his browser history to find the title of the video proved futile as Burks had been using incognito mode at the time. Similarly, he had also failed to bookmark the video falsely assuming he would be able to easily find it again. Burks assured our correspondent that the video was worth it and that he would spend the whole day searching if he had to.

At the time of reporting, Burks has not yet been able to find the original video, but did manage to discover a dark new fetish that he didn’t even know he had.

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