Aspiring Ecchi Otaku Unsure if ‘Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki’ Was the Show About Tights or Thighs

SANDUSKY, OH – Local otaku Brent Walker was excited to hear about the two new 5 minute episode anime shows this season focusing on thighs and tights, respectively. However, even at this late point in the season, he remains unsure exactly which series Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki is.

“I saw that Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki was on Crunchyroll as a 5 minute episode show and was so excited as it had to be either that tights show or that thighs show,” explained Walker. “But now I’m through the season and I’m still not sure which it was supposed to be.”

Friends of Walker expressed concern or frustration with Walker related to his situation.

“I feel bad for Brent, he was really looking forward to seeing some ecchi anime, a real rite of passage for any otaku,” said fellow classmate Cynthia Bloom. “Now instead of talking about tights or thighs he just spouts random facts about Nagoya. It’s quite sad. I haven’t watched any anime this season, so I can’t really help him.”

“Brent tries to avoid spoilers for series to an insane degree,” stated friend Dirk Johnson. “I keep telling him he can just look this up on ANN or somewhere but he refuses to do so.”

Walker has continued to try to piece together which fetish series Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki is with little success, refusing to believe it would be something as stupid as just an advertisement for Nagoya combined with cat speech.

“In episode 7 I think I saw a thigh, but only for a second. I’ve seen tights in a few places in the series but they never seemed to do any close-up shots,” explained Walker. “I’m not sure why anime makes it so hard to know. It would be a real service to fans if they just made it clear, blatant even.”

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G. Smith has seen the opening to the Toei Kanon series more recently and more often than you. His retirement savings is entirely invested in anime dvds, anime cels, and anime statues he stores in the basement. His Uno game could be better. He is on Twitter @gricomet