Australia Bans Import of Hentai, Finds Government Fucks Enough People Already

Prime Minister Scott Morrison demonstrates to parliament that Australians don’t need onaholes as they already get fucked over every single day.


Australian customs has begun to reject pornographic hentai and other sexually suggestive materials from entering the country. The development is the latest in the Australian government’s increasingly hardline stance against anime and manga.

The ban was initially reported by adult online retailer and sketchy website advertiser J-List, who stated that Australian customs had started rejecting any of their adult oriented products from entering the country. Originally it was assumed that customs agents were keeping the shipments for themselves, but it was soon discovered that nearly all packages were being rejected due to the new policy.

Earlier in the year, Australia’s Classification Board had already expanded its censorship rulings against certain manga and light novel publications. New legislature now declares that “any goods that describe, depict, express or otherwise deal with matters of sex in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency, and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults are not allowed” in a statement that is surely not vague and subjective enough to lead to abuse.

“It’s good that we have been able to tackle the real issues,” said Australian legislator Connie Bonaros in a country where 18 million hectares have burned in bushfires and over 1 in 8 citizens live below the poverty line. “Our country really stands benefit from all the time and resources put into this matter.”

Legislators hope that the ban on imported pornography will help boost the domestic economy as citizens will now be more reliant on getting fucked by their local representatives. The fuckery sector has been particular strong in recent years despite Australia’s overall GDP dropping in the beginning of 2020.

Anime Maru has reached out to Australia’s Border Force to inquiry about what would be stopping someone from just accessing hentai digitally over the internet, but so far has not received a response.

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Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.