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Waifu Smile Protection Insurance Rates Skyrocket

It takes the work of 10 muscles to generate a smile, but some people use every muscle in their body to protect the smile of their waifu. In a recent trend,…

Florida Man Hosts Convention Honoring Fake 2D Girls

TAMPA, FL — Once a year a strangely greasy wave overcomes the Tampa Convention Center for a weekend as thousands of Florida men and women flock to an event known as…

Loli Bullying at an All-Time High

Trends in anime can change quickly and unpredictably, as demonstrated by the prevalence of smug faces for anime characters several months ago. Recently, a new trend has emerged into the forefront: loli bullying. Though instances of loli…

New Hipster Trend of Reading ‘Paper Anime’

For every cultural trend there’s a counter-culture — a group of people who reject the norm and stake out on their own. We’ve seen this happen in fashion, music, food, and…

Fans Forget Which Shows to Hate in Current Season

Every new anime season brings a new batch of shows, memes, waifu, and bandwagons for fans to hop on. But arguably the best part of every season is more and more new, imaginative, and compelling…

Being an Anime Fan as Explained by 10 GIFs of Cute Girls

You know you’re an anime fan when…. You know all the words to your favorite anime songs! You somehow know a lot of Japanese! You collect merchandise! You think: “Why…

‘Girls Only Like Me for My Taste in Anime,’ Hapless Bachelor Claims

SOUTH BEND, IN — At first glance, Johnny Choi appears to be a casual anime fan. But he has concern with his romantic life that is unique to those whose…

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Admits his Economic Policy was Inspired by ‘Spice and Wolf’

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has struggled to stave off criticism of his various economic reforms he has enacted under the policy of “Abenomics” during his second term…

Production I.G. to Release ‘Calvinball’ Anime Until There’s Enough Material for Haikyuu!! Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Production I.G. struck an oil vein when they began adapting the already-popular Haikyuu!! manga in 2014. The second season of the anime has cemented the franchise in the…

KyoAni And P.A. Works Fight To See Who Can Disappoint Fans More

KYOTO, Japan — The year has not started well for “powerhouse” studios Kyoto Animation and P.A. Works. Last year both studios produced widely successful shows in Hibike! Euphonium and Shirobako, respectively, but…