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Romantic Comedy Drama Existential Horror Slice Of Life Light Novel ‘WataDeru’ Gets TV Anime

It has been announced earlier today that the light novel Ore no Kanojo wa Sabishisa wo Taerareru Tame Jibun no Hinekureta Atama kara Tsukurareta Gensou ni Suginai shi, Kono Joukyou wo Nantoka…

Thugs Seek Purpose After Century’s End

The 1980’s were an uncertain time; as fears of economic collapse, turmoil abroad, and the ever-present threat of nuclear war lay heavy on the minds of people the world over. But…

‘Macross Delta’ Leak Reveals 53-Sided Love Polygon

Ahead of a October 29th internet live stream intended to reveal more information regarding the upcoming Macross Delta, the newest anime in the long running Macross franchise, a anonymous leak…

Shaft Announces Kizumonogatari Movie Release Date, End of World Imminent

Volcanoes erupted, seas were swallowed whole, the Earth split asunder, and the children of the world wailed as one earlier today as Shaft formally announced that the long-awaited Kizumonogatari film…

Nation’s Kuuderes Stoically Request Better Representation In Anime

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier today, members of Japan’s Kuudere population converged on Tokyo to rally at the nation’s Diet building to demand better representation in modern anime. The rally, which…

God Eater Anime Revealed to be Written, Produced, Directed and Voiced by Single Middle-aged Man

As yet another episode of the current God Eater anime has been delayed, UFOtable has released a statement revealing that the series has been, in its entirety, produced, written, and…

Scientists Devise new Frieza-Based Unit of Power Measurement

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier today, Cap Lab’s Earth Defense Institute of Tokyo announced that they have devised an entirely new means of measuring energy output on a large scale. Dubbed the “Frieza”, this new…

Wormhole Provides Terrifying Glimpse of 2116 Winter Anime Season

TOKYO, Japan — After a mysterious electrical storm, a swirling rip in the space-time continuum appeared over downtown Tokyo today, providing residents a terrifying look not only into a hopeless…

New Bakemonogatari Series to Carry 18+ Rating

After several series full of nudity and risque fanservice that is nothing short of softcore pornography, Studio Shaft today announced at a live press conference that Owarimonogatari, the three-part continuation of the…

“Anime is Not My Only Hobby,” Claims Local Man

LAWRENCE, KS — At a recent convention celebrating anime fandom and culture, one attendee shocked his fellow fans by stating that anime was not the sole focus of his life. Jason Smith, 23, went…