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Wormhole Provides Terrifying Glimpse of 2116 Winter Anime Season

TOKYO, Japan — After a mysterious electrical storm, a swirling rip in the space-time continuum appeared over downtown Tokyo today, providing residents a terrifying look not only into a hopeless…

New Bakemonogatari Series to Carry 18+ Rating

After several series full of nudity and risque fanservice that is nothing short of softcore pornography, Studio Shaft today announced at a live press conference that Owarimonogatari, the three-part continuation of the…

“Anime is Not My Only Hobby,” Claims Local Man

LAWRENCE, KS — At a recent convention celebrating anime fandom and culture, one attendee shocked his fellow fans by stating that anime was not the sole focus of his life. Jason Smith, 23, went…

07th Expansion Announces Anime Adaption of ‘Umineko no Naku Koro ni Chiru’

It was announced early this morning via 07th Expansion’s official Twitter account that an anime adaption of Umineko no Naku Koro ni Chiru would air in January of 2016. “It…

Rui Ninomiya’s Gender Literally Only Important Thing About ‘Gatchaman Crowds’, New Survey Says

Fans of the anime Gatchaman Crowds have spoken — according to a recent survey conducted by Anime Maru, the only thing important about the series is character Rui Ninomiya’s gender. Though…

‘Evangelion 3.0+1.0’ Delayed Until Actual Third Impact

Studio Khara today announced that the long-awaited release of the confusingly-titled Rebuild of Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 would be delayed until Third Impact, an event in which the collective souls of humankind…