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AKB48 to Include “Bath Water” Tasting Notes on All Idol Profiles

One of Japan’s biggest and most enduring idol groups, AKB48, has announced today they will be updating all of their active idols’ biographic information to include a descriptor of what…

Gilbert Gottfried to Voice Tifa Lockhart in Upcoming ‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake

LOS ANGELES, CA – With rumors and leaks abounding at E3 this year about the upcoming remake of Final Fantasy VII, Square Enix managed to keep details of franchise favorite…

‘Death Stranding’ to be First Ever Feature Film to Include Pre-order DLC

Sony has broken new ground this week following an announcement that the highly anticipated motion picture Death Stranding, produced, directed, and written by industry auteur Hideo Kojima, will be the…

Teresa May Resigns Following ‘One Punch Man 2nd Season’ Endorsement

Months of political turmoil came to a head this week as embattled British Prime Minister Teresa May announced her resignation amidst her poor handling Brexit and even poorer taste in…

CERN Announces New Experiments to Determine How The Hell Stands Work

Due to a decline in public interest and government funding over the last five years, CERN has announced today they will be halting all currently active projects in order to…

J.K. Rowling Confirms ‘Black Clover’ Takes Place Within the Harry Potter Universe

Acclaimed British novelist J.K. Rowling has confirmed today that the popular shonen series Black Clover takes place in the Harry Potter universe. “I’ve yet to actually watch the cartoon or…

Cosplayers Riot During Instagram, Social Media Outage

Fear and panic gripped the social media influencers of the world yesterday when Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all suffered simultaneous outages. Though the cause behind the disruption is still unknown,…

Second Season of ‘That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime’ Delayed After Main Character Accused of Scripting

Major League Isekai (MLI) fans have awoken to distressing news this morning as league launched an investigation against Remuru Tempest for scripting and various other breaches of the league’s rule…

Japan Airlines Ban Keyblades in Lead Up to ‘Kingdom Hearts III’ Release

Square Enix’s highly anticipated new game Kingdom Hearts III is set to release in America on January 29th. However, the game has already released in Japan, and numerous hardcore fans…

Russia Linked to HentaiHaven Shutdown

Fans of animated Japanese adult entertainment have suffered another blow this month, with just days after Tumblr announced and implemented a system to ban all adult content site-wide, one of…