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Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo’

EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one…

Console War Rivals Settle Differences Over Shared Love for Thighs

TOKYO, JAPAN — The three major game console manufacturers — Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft — announced today that they had settled their differences and agreed to all coexist within the marketplace after…

Long Awaited Arby’s OVA Series Announced

SANDY SPRINGS, GA — After months of speculation, leaks, and cross-promotions, American fast food giant Arby’s have confirmed that they will be funding a 4-episode OVA anime series based on…

Leading Experts Confirm: Rap Mashup AMVs are the Highest Form of Artistic Expression

GENEVA, Switzerland — A group of leading researchers in the fields of art history and semiotic communication have published their most recent study, which concludes that anime music videos that…