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Scientists Warn ‘Re:Creators’ is Dire Warning of What is to Come if Anime is Not Stopped

  HENRIETTA, NY — A team of researchers at Rochester Institute of Technology have published a new study which suggests that, should anime continue to grow in popularity at its…

Hibike! Euphonium Season Two Canceled due to Band Breakup

After the success of Hibike! Euphonium in spring of 2015, fans were were ecstatic when Kyoto Ani confirmed they would be continuing the series. However, today at 3 PM JST…

Steam to Automatically Ban All Users with Anime Avatars

Valve Corporation, creator of the popular online games platform Steam, revealed its long-awaited program to ban users with anime profile pictures. These users are to receive Valve Anti-Anime bans (VAA…

Hideaki Anno Confirms new Kojima Game to be Evangelion 4.0

                  At E3 last week Hideo Kojima revealed his studio’s new game Death Stranding. While many fans were disappointed to hear that Kojima…

Bernie Sanders Rally Disrupted by Waifu Lives Matter Activists

SEATTLE, WA – Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was interrupted during a rally yet again this morning when activist members of Waifu Lives Matter seized the stage. The activists took…

Controversy Arises After Fans Discover Saber used to be a Man

TOKYO, Japan — Today Akihabara is ablaze with an inferno started by outraged fans who have just discovered their beloved waifu, Saber, was once a man. At the time of reporting…

Hideaki Anno Admits Some of Evangelion’s Religious Symbolism “May Have Deeper Meaning”

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier this week, 2004 Cutie Honey movie director Hideaki Anno admitted that some of Evangelion’s symbolism “may have deeper meaning.” This came as a shock to the gathered press who had…