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Loot Crate to Rebrand its Boxes as “Surprise Mechanics”

Monthly subscription box service Loot Crate stated that company operations would be undergoing changes following its acquisition by licensed collectibles company NECA Inc. Loot Crate encountered financial issues earlier in…

NASA to Collaborate with Studio Trigger on Space Travel

NASA announced earlier this week that it has finalized an agreement with animation studio Trigger to begin collaboration on plans for future missions into space. The announcement marks the first…

Diverted Spirit Airlines Flight Ends Up in Another World

A Spirit Airlines flight encountered unexpected trouble this weekend when a change to its flight path led the plane to land within another world. The aircraft was initially on its…

Land Speed Record Broken by Eurobeat Powered Hatchback

The fastest speed ever recorded over land was beaten earlier today by a vehicle reportedly propelled by the power of Eurobeat. The record setting vehicle, a modified Toyota hatchback, was…

Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Fanfic Corner: The Big Love Live Theory

The scene opens with Chika laying in her bedroom. A bowl of mikan is seen sitting nearby. “I wonder when You will get here. We need to plan how we’re…

Anime Suggestion Thread Over 80% ‘JoJo’

An internet-goer received less than optimal advice today when they attempted to ask about which anime series they should watch next. 20-year-old Mathew Ranger went online earlier today in order…

Funko Releases Terrible Pop Figure of That Thing You Like

In response to absolutely no one, Funko, a major manufacturer of licensed collectibles, announced today the launch of a new release in their Pop figure line of that one thing…

Florida Man Blocks Traffic Attempting to Get “Isekaied”

TAMPA, FL — A man in Florida was forcibly removed from public roads earlier today, according to local authorities. Reports indicate that the man had spent the morning blindly walking…

Sad Panda Passes Away in Captivity at Age of 9

ROTTERDAM, Netherlands – The Rotterdam Zoo regretted to inform the public that their featured panda passed away earlier today at the age of 9. More commonly know by visitors as…