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VPN not Making Roommate’s Browsing Sessions any Less Suspicious

WATERBURY, CT – A Connecticut man has failed to make his late night internet browsing sessions any less suspicious to his roommate despite using a VPN. Matthew Wenter, 25, researched…

Guy in Back of Class Won’t Stop Inexplicably Shouting Things

A male student at a high school in the Sacramento area has been inexplicably shouting random statements from his seat in the back of the classroom, area sources say. 16…

Local Student Sure to be Receiving Chocolate any Moment Now

TACOMA, WA – A local student at Sonoma High School is expected to receive Valentine’s Day chocolate at any minute, area sources say. High school senior David Turner has been…

Disney Reveals Plans for Live Action Ghibli Movies

Mass entertainment company Disney made an informal industry announcement yesterday that it had begun plans to produce a series of live action adaptations of classic Studio Ghibli films. With live…

Did Fortnite Copy the ‘Hare Hare Yukai’ Dance?

Keen-eyed gamers have taken notice recently that a dance emote added to the hit online multiplayer game Fortnite Battle Royale bears a striking resemblance to the ending theme dance from…

Thousands Line Up for ‘Dragon Maid’ Supreme Collaboration

LO ANGELES, CA – Crowds gathered outside of the Los Angeles Supreme store earlier this afternoon in anticipation for the skateboarding and streetwear brand’s latest release in collaboration with anime…

Courageous Penlight-Wielding Man Guides Aircraft to Safe Landing

ST. LOUIS, MO – A potentially dangerous situation was averted last evening when quick thinking from a brave individual assisted with the emergency landing of a commercial airliner at St….

Special Sneak Preview of ‘The Laws of the Universe – Part 2’ Anime Film

Hello anime fans! Today I’ve had the fortunate chance of being invited by a fellow professional from another anime news website to get a special insider preview of the upcoming…

Salvation Army Distributes Body Pillows to the Homeless for the Holidays

NEW YORK, NY – In a heartwarming act of charity, the Salvation Army has started a new program this holiday season to distribute body pillows to the homeless. Earlier this…

Final ‘My Sister, My Writer’ Episode to be Replaced by Footage of a Train Derailing

Television network AT-X recently announced that the airing of the latest and final episode of My Sister, My Writer, also known as ImoImo, would be canceled. Instead, AT-X stated it…