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Watching Anime on Second Monitor Instead of Primary Monitor Boosts Productivity, Studies Show

Researchers at the University of Chicago published a report Monday identifying a correlation between user productivity and usage of a secondary monitor rather than their primary monitor for anime streaming….

Anime Movie ‘Mirai’ Deemed Best Form of Birth Control

Santa Clara, CA – After watching Mirai at the AMC Mercado 20, single engineer Bob concluded the movie to be the best form of birth control to date. “I was…

Missed the WWDC 2017 Keynote? Here’s what you need to know

In the World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2017, otaku around the world felt a close kinship with the $750 billion tech giant. Apple revealed its clear support for anime and endorsement…

Study Shows Silicon Valley Still Dominated By Otaku

[iframe src=”https://animemaru.github.io/siliconvalley/#graph” marginwidth=”10″ style=”margin-left:-20px;” width=”105%” height=”350″] A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over…

Crunchyroll Premium Membership Gift Coupon Languishes Away In Unread Inbox

Though this time of year is a time for holiday cheer — for gathering with families and friends around a warm fire or a hearty meal — not all are so…

The Otaku Life Cycle As Told Through Graphs

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…

Shelter: Implications on Society, Anime and Stuff

The recent release of the music video, Shelter, a collaboration between music artists Porter Robinson and Madeon, has shaken the foundations of otaku culture — questioning the very definition of anime and…

Man Commits Suicide in Desperate Ploy to Achieve Harem

PHOENIX, AZ — 23 year old man David Barbano was found dead in his house in what appeared to be a last effort to achieve his life goal of building a harem….

Deep Analysis: An Analysis of Love in Anime

Love is a myriad things—a means of motivation, a means of sadomasochistic happiness, a catalyst to trigger the singular and direct destruction of barriers restricting a person’s inner soul and…

Guy at Office Revealed to Have Been Watching Anime All This Time

CUPERTINO, CA — Cody Baier, a 26-year-old software engineer at Apple, was revealed to have been watching anime while on the job for the past several months, according to a report…