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Man Reintegrates into Otaku Lifestyle After 20 Years Behind Bars

A man who has re-entered modern society after 10 years of prison expressed culture shock when he attempted to finish watching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Ofir Johnson was 18 when…

Politcal leaders weigh in on best anime to watch if you want a career in country leading

These are the top anime some of the world’s most charismatic political leaders think you should watch if you want a career in country-leading. Barack Obama — Yahari Ore no Seishun…

Crunchyroll No Longer Crunchy

Crunchyroll, an official legal streaming site named after the crunchy roll sushi, was announced to no longer be crunchy. CEO Kun Gao issued a press release, stating that the name…

Man Breaks Nose Attempting to Watching Anime in Bed

STEVENS POINT, WI — Nathaniel Rooper told reporters last Saturday that he was severely injured while lying down in bed watching anime when his iPhone came crashing down on his…

Anime Graduate Students Get Physics PhD as Consolation for Failing Exam

Anime graduate programs announced a new decision to award physics PhD degrees to those who fail the anime qualifying exam. The decision came after many years of low passing rates…

Studio Manglobe Bankruptcy Signals End of Anime

Studio Manglobe, known for works such as Deadman Wonderland, Ergo Proxy, and Samurai Champloo, announced bankruptcy on Tuesday, September 9. Reports note that the financial issues were a result of…

Free! Blu-ray Disc Found in Ted Cruz’s Possession

Shortly after Senator and GOP candidate Ted Cruz condemned the jailing of Kim Davis, Chief of Staff Paul Teller found a blu-ray edition of the popular sports anime Free! in…

Tokyo Ghoul Season 3 Confirmed

A third season of Tokyo Ghoul was announced earlier this week. According to official sources, the series will air during the Winter 2016 anime season, and Madhouse will be taking…

Studio Pierrot Breaks Ties with Donald Trump After Racist Remarks About Ninja

“When Studio Pierrot sends its ninja, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing…

Arbiter Strike leads to Overcrowded Bars and Death Clog Up

In light of the recent proposal to lift the minimum wage to $15.00 for all part time bartender-arbiters, workers have abandoned their bartending jobs in order to pressure their local…