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‘Senko-San’ Somehow Not Pornography Despite Premise

The end of the 2019 spring anime season has brought with it many (thigh) highs, many lows, and whatever the hell One Punch Man season 2 ended up being. But…

Atlus: “Persona 2 Does Not Exist”

With Persona 5 being one of the most lauded JRPGs of the current generation of video games, it is only natural that fans new to the series go through the…

‘Dragon Ball’ Creator Reveals Secrets Behind Weird Ear Thingies

Dragon Ball as a series is no stranger to fan speculation and rumors – from the existence of Super Saiyan 5, to who could beat Goku in a fight if…

Black Hole Ideal Place to Dispose of Seasonal Anime Garbage, Scientists Propose

With the excitement of mankind’s first glimpse of a black hole this week, several scientists from the Japanese space program JAXA have proposed that the super massive gravity well would…

5 Anime That are Evangelion

  #5: Rebuild of Evangelion Have you ever wondered what Evangelion would be like if it lacked all substance, nuance, and point? Well wonder no more as the Rebuild of…

A Genre Redefined: The Rise of Realest Robot Anime

For decades, the mecha genre has wowed generations of anime fans with its epic space battles, lovingly animated robots, and even stories of love, music, and politics. But the history…

Galactic Overlord Worries This Might Actually Be His Final Form

SLAVE PLANET 38W, Crab Claw Nebula — Among the Death Pits and Abyss Nodes of Planet 38W, hundreds of thousands of slaves from a countless different species toil by the…

Hasbro Announces Live Action Gobots Movie, Netflix Anime

PAWTUCKET, RI — In an early morning press conference, toy giant Hasbro announced they had secured the rights to release both a live action movie and a Netflix original animated…

Local Man Dies of Heart Attack of the Cards

ROSEMONT, IL — Tensions were high at last night’s Yu-Gi-Oh! Championship Series tournament as over 1300 men and three women competed for a chance to participate in next year’s national…

Local Fan Discovers ‘Tenchi Muyo’ Just Big Pile of Incest

FARGO, ND — Beloved 90’s anime staple Tenchi Muyo is best known for codifying the tropes of the harem genre by putting its hapless hero in a sea of beautiful girls;…