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Joe Biden Uses ‘Little Witch Academia’ Meme to Reassure Supporters

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure potential…

High Schooler’s Parents Return Home After Years of Absence

TOKYO, Japan – Area high school student Rito Shikimori found that his parents had returned from their 786 day trip abroad unexpectedly this morning, according to a Facebook post. The…

Aspiring Ecchi Otaku Unsure if ‘Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki’ Was the Show About Tights or Thighs

SANDUSKY, OH – Local otaku Brent Walker was excited to hear about the two new 5 minute episode anime shows this season focusing on thighs and tights, respectively. However, even…

18-Year-Old Anime Fan Thinks Shinji is “Whiny” in Netflix Original Series ‘Evangelion’

FORT WAYNE, IN — Spencer Langley, 18, announced on Twitter today that he finds Ikari Shinji, the protagonist of the new Netflix Original Series Evangelion, whiny. “The mechs in Evangelion…

Villagers Disappointed Local Deity Not Cute

GERO, Japan – Local villagers were disappointed today when their local shrine god, Kaeru, came to life and wasn’t cute in the least according to negative posts made on social…

34th Annual Sanrio Character Ranking Won by Russian Bear Hack-san

TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio has announced that the 34th annual Sanrio Character Ranking has been officially won in a surprisingly upset by Russian bear character, Hack-san. “While some might view…

Suspension Dropped After Student Discovered to be Harem Protagonist

TOKYO, Japan – Sources report that local student Yuji Aono was on the brink of being suspended from Masaki High School for a series of inappropriate behaviors with other students…

‘School Days’ Prequel Series to Explore Early Days of the Boat

NERIMA, Japan – Anime studio TNK has announced that a prequel series to School Days is now in production. The series will follow the early days of the boat that…

Scientists Discover 5th Koma

TSUKUBA, Japan – A group of scientists have announced the discovery of a 5th koma, following a new research effort. This discovery has the potential to change anime and manga…

Madhouse Wins Recycling Award for ‘AFTERLOST’ Character Designs, CGI Effects

TOKYO, Japan – Madhouse has been announced as the winner of a prestigious Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) “3 R’s” (Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle) Promotion Merit Award, according…