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New Anime Season to Feature ‘Zoom Academia’

Studio Trigger has announced the series Zoom Academia for the summer anime season according to a press release. The series will focus on the wacky hijinks and romance in a…

Coronavirus Blamed for Cancellation of ‘Haruhi’ Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Animation studio Satelight has announced that the third season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak, according to a recent…

Legendary Hero Transported to Horrible Reality Full of Police Brutality and Incurable Disease

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Legendary hero Edward Higurashi has found himself transported to another world, according to local media reports. This hellish new reality reportedly has high income inequality, police that…

Otaku Shocked to Find Student Council Boring

LARAMIE, WY — Local high school student and otaku Harper Brown has reportedly found membership on the high school student council to be boring, according to a recent TikTok video….

United Nations Security Council Condemns Kyon for Not Getting Haruhi to Stop COVID-19

NEW YORK, NY — The Security Council of the United Nations held a press conference for the global media today condemning the lack of action by Kyon in getting Haruhi…

99% of Eligible Bachelors in Small Town Members of Sohma Family

OKUTAMA, Japan — A recent study conducted by phone, email, and Tinder has found that 99% of eligible bachelors in the local dating scene are members of the Sohma family….

Otaku Achieves Honor of Facebook Friend List of Exclusively Those with Anime Profile Pics

HURON, SD — Local otaku John Steiner has attained the rare accomplishment of a Facebook friend list of exclusively those with anime profile pics, according to his disappointed family members….

‘My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute’ Anime Added to Summer Schedule

TOKYO, Japan — A press release has been sent to major anime news outlets revealing that AIC will be producing the series My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute for the…

Anime Studio Mistakenly Licenses Same Isekai Light Novel Twice, Pretends it is Two Different Series

TOKYO, Japan — A famous anime studio has mistakenly licensed the same isekai light novel twice and has decided to just pretend it is two different series, according to a…

Japan to Offer Magical Girl Bailout

TOKYO, Japan — With the coronavirus pandemic creating hardship for people across the world, the government of Japan has announced that it will bail out all magical girls, according to…