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Average Millennial Spider Cannot Afford Own Web

Anime Series So I’m a Spider, so What? has received criticism by activists and labor economists in the spider community for its unrealistic portrayal of a young main character owning…

Otaku Hopes Other People Stuck in Time Loops Having More Exciting Time

LEWISTON, IA — Local anime fan Maria Horn, 20, has discovered that she has been in a time loop for the past several months. With how boring it is for…

Otaku Watching ‘Higurashi’ Glad He Doesn’t Have Any Friends to Murder Him

GETTYSBURG, PA — Josh Kennedy, forever alone otaku, announced today on a Reddit thread that he was glad he would never be killed by his friends in a similar way…

Truck-Based Fatalities Quadruple in Japan Due to Anime Fans Looking for Isekai or a Wife

TOKYO, Japan – The first weeks of October have been the deadliest on record with the number of deaths by truck quadrupling, according to an emergency report from the Ministry…

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Retires, Takes Unstoppable Army of Mechs With Him

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced that he is retiring due to health issues in a press conference held Friday. He also said he would be…

Your Takes — Hatsune Miku Can’t Understand Virtual Idols These Days

As a virtual idol I’ve always tried to focus on the quality of my music, but these virtual YouTubers just seem to play video games, be bad at English, and…

Boy Aims For Koshien, Grandparents Not Dying of COVID-19

TOKYO, Japan — Local student Kisaragi Koh, 16, expressed that he is aiming to reach the High School Baseball Championships at Koshien this year, while having his grandparents not contract…

Man Wishes Anime Had Accompanying Gacha Game

POST FALLS, ID — Anime fan Liam Lance reportedly has been disappointed that his favorite new anime Lapis Re:LiGHTs doesn’t have its own gacha game, according to a recent TikTok…

New Anime Season to Feature ‘Zoom Academia’

Studio Trigger has announced the series Zoom Academia for the summer anime season according to a press release. The series will focus on the wacky hijinks and romance in a…

Coronavirus Blamed for Cancellation of ‘Haruhi’ Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Animation studio Satelight has announced that the third season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak, according to a recent…