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Dominique “SonicFox” McLean to Star in Lead Role in Live Action “Sonic the Hedgehog” Movie

Less than a week after his surprising win at the Video Game Awards, Dominique “SonicFox” McLean has reportedly signed a multi-million dollar deal with Paramount Animation to portray the world…

Thousands of ‘SSSS.Gridman’ Fans Hospitalized After No Nut November

ROCHESTER, MN — Hospitals across the country have been reporting an outbreak of unknown origin suddenly appearing in the last week, with hundreds hospitalized with similar symptoms. Oddly, the only…

Grave Robbing Rates Skyrocket Following Popularity of ‘Zombieland Saga’

The Japanese local police have reported this week an alarming spike of recorded crimes against corpses over the last month and a half, which many are chalking up to the…

So Close Yet So Far: Canada One Letter Off From Legalizing Weeb(s)

VANCOUVER, Canada – Thousands of despondent Canadian anime fans have taken to social media over the last weeks in protest of the Canadian government’s historic legalization of marijuana. Canada became…

Studio Mappa Still Waiting for ‘Banana Fish’ Controversy to Take Off

TOKYO, Japan — With the recent online buzz surrounding the “confronting” and “disturbing” content presented in the first episode of this season’s Goblin Slayer, Studio Mappa found itself left out…

European Union Article 13 Revealed to Be Secret Plot to Destroy Isekai Genre

Widespread hysteria swept the internet last month following the advancement of the European Union’s controversial “copyright directive” legislation. While the legislation has been dubbed a “meme ban,” EU insiders have…

Nintendo Announces Mobile Game Based on Genderbent Villains

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo have shocked the video game industry today by announcing that their next major release will be a mobile game based off genderbent representations of leading Nintendo villains…

International Investigation to be Launched into Japan’s Widespread Mangaka Abuse

LONDON, England — Amnesty International has announced today that they will be partnering with the International Olympic Committee to launch an in-depth probe into Japan’s manga industry, citing concerning trends of…

Sanrio Acquires License to Bongo Cat

SHINGAWA, TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio is world famous for its Hello Kitty brand, which has gone on to be one of the most recognizable and prolific brands of all time following…

Local Public Library Still Has No Fucking Idea What a Manga is

WILKINSBURG, PA — There has been a growing sense of confusion at Wilkinsburg Public Library this month, following a very unusual set of book donations through from an anonymous source….