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NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Seiyuu Fans Speak Out Against Expectations They Remain Single

Voice actress Yuuki Aoi’s number one fan, Moriyama Seiichi, took to Twitter today and decried the culture of expecting fans to remain single. “Every time news come out that one…

Pokemon Franchise Ends After New Line of Funkos Announced

Pop culture collectibles company Funko has announced a new line of Pokemon figures to its iconic Funko Pop! vinyl toy brand, formally marking the beginning of the end of the…

Love Live Determined to be Superior to Idolmaster Thanks to Weiß Schwarz

SILVER SPRING, MD — The war between Idolmaster and Love Live has finally ended this week after a heated game of Weiß Schwarz, a Japanese trading card game with card sets featuring…

Industry in Peril Due to Cancellation of Single Isekai Anime

Anime as we know it is falling apart, after Seven Arcs announced earlier this week that the anime adaption of Nidome no Jinsei wo Isekai De slated this fall was being discontinued….

Fantasy Light Novel ‘We Are Updating Our Privacy Policy to Reflect Increased Transparency Requirements of the General Data Protection Regulation’ Enters Publication

Publishing news website Yen Press announced this week that a new light novel by Ainana Hiro titled We Are Updating Our Privacy Policy to Reflect Increased Transparency Requirements of the General…

‘Darling in the FranXX’ is the ‘Dark Souls’ of Anime

In today’s day and age, we love a good comparison, and nothing is more commonly compared than FromSoftware’s action RPG Dark Souls. We’ve all heard the gags and seen the clickbaity…

SpaceX Launches Newly-Announced ‘Zetta’ Nesoberi into Earth Orbit

Officials at SpaceX, Bushiroad, and the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced today the successful launch and deployment of a giant stuffed plush depicting Love Live! Sunshine!! character Sakurauchi Riko into low earth…

Anime Maru at ACen 2018

Hello readers, kevo here. I am pleased to announce that Vestro and I will be having an Anime Maru panel at Anime Central (in Rosemont, Illinois) this year. If you…