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‘Darling in the FranXX’ is the ‘Dark Souls’ of Anime

In today’s day and age, we love a good comparison, and nothing is more commonly compared than FromSoftware’s action RPG Dark Souls. We’ve all heard the gags and seen the clickbaity…

SpaceX Launches Newly-Announced ‘Zetta’ Nesoberi into Earth Orbit

Officials at SpaceX, Bushiroad, and the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced today the successful launch and deployment of a giant stuffed plush depicting Love Live! Sunshine!! character Sakurauchi Riko into low earth…

Anime Maru at ACen 2018

Hello readers, kevo here. I am pleased to announce that Vestro and I will be having an Anime Maru panel at Anime Central (in Rosemont, Illinois) this year. If you…

Popular ‘Gun Gale Online’ Character Utters Racist Word in Recent Episode

An emotional Kohirumaki Karen, known by her screen name LENN, has issued an apology after uttering a racial slur during the most recent episode of Gun Gale Online. In the…

“‘Steins;Gate 0’ is Too Hard to Follow,” Claims Viewer While Browsing Internet

TERRE HAUTE, IN — 24-year-old graduate student Kevin Fagan took matters into his own hands earlier this weekend, complaining loudly in his friend group’s Discord server that this season’s Steins;Gate 0…

Local Anime Convention Only 65% Anime by Volume

CINCINNATI, OH — The Federal Trade Commission concluded their investigation against the organization committee for Anime Escape earlier this week. Anime Escape was a two-day anime convention that took place…

New Idolmaster Game Requires Users to Prove Japanese Citizenship

The newest installment to the successful idol franchise The iDOLM@STER was released earlier this week, but overseas fans were quickly disappointed to find out that, iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors is not accessible outside…

Anime Saved by Mysterious Masked Director

Anime fans around the world rejoiced this week after a dashing and mysterious anime director from an unknown animation studio jumped in and saved anime. In yet another season dominated…

Guy Who Claims to Understand All the Jokes in ‘Pop Team Epic’ is Full of Shit

KISSIMMEE, FL — Acquaintances of 24-year-old anime fan Donald Reimer have grown increasingly suspicious over the past few weeks with regards to his claim to understand all the jokes in…

Japanese Government Grants ‘Fate/Grand Order’ Developers Right to Print Money

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Finance announced earlier this week that Delightworks, the developer of the popular mobile fantasy role-playing game Fate/Grand Order, will be allowed to print and…