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U.S. Coronavirus Lockdown to Last into May, Time-Travelling ‘Animal Crossing’ Players Report

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to keep residents indoors across North America and Europe this week, players of the newly-released Animal Crossing: New Horizons have confirmed that weeks into the…

Far-Fetched Justifications Now Required to Access Anime Piracy Sites

Popular anime torrent and streaming sites have implemented new features earlier this week which require all users to type at least one paragraph explaining why they are morally justified in…

Upcoming Anime ‘Anime Reviewers’ Preemptively Cancelled

TV Toyko announced earlier this week that the upcoming manga adaptation Anime Reviewers, set to debut later this spring, will no longer air on the network. This announcement comes on…

Funimation Stops Streaming Services as Every Anime ‘Falls Outside’ Company’s Standards

Funimation confirmed with Anime Maru on Friday that it has removed all anime from its streaming platform, stating: Earlier this week, we have determined that the series Interspecies Reviewers falls…

Anime Wall Scroll Really Tying Room Together

SARASOTA, FL — A wall scroll depicting Izumi Sagiri from the anime Eromanga Sensei has been added to the room of Dillon Patterson, 19. According to sources close to Patterson,…

‘My Hero Academia’ Shirt Deemed Acceptable for Social Event

GRAND FORKS, ND — After much deliberation, Cameron Dyson, 20, has ultimately decided to wear a T-shirt featuring Midoriya Izuku from My Hero Academia to his sister’s graduation party. According…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Hello, readers. As the decade comes to a close, we here at Anime Maru would like to take a look at the very best anime we remember from the last…

Anime News Sites Run Out of Fire Puns for ‘Promare’ Headlines

Online anime news sites have collectively reported that editors have extinguished all possible fire puns to use on headlines about Promare. The Studio Trigger film follows the adventures Galo, a…

New Japanese Rhythm Game is Just Being an Actual DJ

TOKYO, Japan — In the busy, noisy, brightly lit arcades of Akihabara, a new rhythm game is quickly rising in popularity. Disk Jack is a sensation sweeping Japan where players…