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‘My Hero Academia’ Shirt Deemed Acceptable for Social Event

GRAND FORKS, ND — After much deliberation, Cameron Dyson, 20, has ultimately decided to wear a T-shirt featuring Midoriya Izuku from My Hero Academia to his sister’s graduation party. According…

Top 10 Anime of the Decade

Hello, readers. As the decade comes to a close, we here at Anime Maru would like to take a look at the very best anime we remember from the last…

Anime News Sites Run Out of Fire Puns for ‘Promare’ Headlines

Online anime news sites have collectively reported that editors have extinguished all possible fire puns to use on headlines about Promare. The Studio Trigger film follows the adventures Galo, a…

New Japanese Rhythm Game is Just Being an Actual DJ

TOKYO, Japan — In the busy, noisy, brightly lit arcades of Akihabara, a new rhythm game is quickly rising in popularity. Disk Jack is a sensation sweeping Japan where players…

SHAFT Starts Testing on Self-Watching Anime

Animation studio SHAFT will begin testing on the first ever self-watching anime this month, according to an official statement made today. Assault Lily: Bouquet represents SHAFT’s most ambitious project since…

Local Man Claiming This Isekai Anime is Actually Good

ST. FRANCISVILLE, LA — Randall Forsett, a 41-year-old air conditioning technician, was last seen explaining to his acquaintances that unlike other anime where young men are suddenly transported into an…

‘Code Vein’ Player Still in Character Customization After 10 Hours In-Game

FLORISSANT, MO — Local student David Ng, 20, is reportedly still customizing his character more than 10 hours into his first playthrough of Code Vein. The action role-playing game from…

Hollywood to Create Live-Action Remake of ‘lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to’

Sony Pictures has announced earlier today that a Hollywood live-action adaptation of “lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to” has been green-lit. The popular YouTube music stream has…