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Alabama Refuses to Air Episode of ‘Arthur’ Featuring Gay Wedding, Airs ‘Oreimo’ Instead

BIRMINGHAM, AL — Alabama Public Television has announced that it will not air an episode of the children’s show Arthur that features a same-sex marriage, and will resolve to air…

Asuna from ‘Sword Art Online’ Denies Claims From Countless Otaku That They Dated

Yuuki Asuna has denied allegations she ever dated the thousands of otaku claiming on social media that they were in a relationship with the Sword Art Online heroine many years…

‘Hunter x Hunter’ Fans Suddenly Thankful For Not Getting New Anime Season

Fans of Togashi Yoshihiro’s iconic manga series Hunter x Hunter and its anime adaptation have unexpectedly expressed relief and gratitude over the fact that no new anime has been announced…

Second Season of ‘One Punch Man’ Features Anime Original Character Two Punch Man

Fan reactions to the currently airing second season of One Punch Man have been mixed, with a majority of criticism focusing on the newly introduced character Two Punch Man. Debuting…

Kyoto Animation Announces Relocation to Caribbean Island

According to company spokesperson Akimoto Shigeru, Kyoto Animation has submitted paperwork to reincorporate its headquarters in the Cayman Islands, a British Overseas Territory in the Caribbean. The studio, known for…

Man Living Under Rock Surprised Second Season of ‘Kemono Friends’ is Bad

DUBUQUE, IA — After 7 episodes of Kemono¬†Friends¬†2, local resident Jordan Sullemeyer expressed confusion and disappointment at the quality of the this season’s continuation of the cult classic 2017 anime….

NASA’s Opportunity Rover Added to ‘Fate/Grand Order’

Scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced last week that they have lost all contact with the Mars rover Opportunity. Launched in 2003, the rover spent 15 years on the…

Keyakizaka46’s Hirate Yurina Throws Out Constitution, Declares Herself Center for Life

Declaring that she herself is the embodiment of the group and represents the will of all their fans, Hirate Yurina proclaimed herself the center of Japanese idol group Keyakizaka46 “for…

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Gets Char-Broil Tattooed on Palm

Japanese pop superstar Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wanted to celebrate her new single “Oto no Kuni” by getting a tattoo on her hand, but ended up celebrating BBQ instead. The singer,…

Crunchyroll Anime Awards Adds Category “Best Anime Whose Inclusion Will Get You to Shut the Fuck Up”

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The voting period for the third annual Crunchyroll Anime Awards ended recently, and as expected the choice of nominees drew criticism from various parts of the…