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Weird Al Yankovic Covers ‘Cruel Angel’s Thesis’

  RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Yesterday marked the first time Weird Al ever parodied an anime opening with the release of his new song “Cruel Angle’s Theta”. The song is…

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10 Tips for New Anime Fans

Are you a new anime fan? Did you just get into watching these foreign cartoons? In that case, let me be the first to congratulate you for finding the best…

An Interview with Yoshiyuki Tomino

Last week Anime Maru had the chance to sit down with famed director Yoshiyuki Tomino. Anime Maru: We here at Anime Maru have always been big fans of your work….

Survey Result Show Minmay Voice Actress Mari Iijima Still Bangable

A recent survey from 2chan has confirmed what we all had hoped for: Mari Iijima, voice actress/singer for Lynn Minmay, is still very bangable. The poll was divided into three…

Anime Character Ruins Elaborate DnD Campaign

JASON’S MOM’S BASEMENT, NH– Three thirty year-old men faced devastating emotional trauma last Friday when weeks of world building was flushed down the drain by the party’s newest member, Ryan…

An Open Apology

Dear readers, it has come to my attention that certain articles may have offended a certain group of our faithfuls. While it was never my intention to alienate this group,…

Rapelay Steam Release Announced at E3

LOS ANGELES, CA– Earlier this week, Illusion celebrated its first E3 press conference. The developer gained noteriety for making such endearing titles as Oppai Slider 2, Artificial Girl 3, and everyone’s favorite…

“Magical Internet Idol Nyanners-chan!” to Air This Summer

OSAKA, JAPAN– As the spring anime season comes to a close, BONES has announced it’s latest addition to the summer catalog. Magical Internet Idol Nanners-Chan! is an adaptation of YouTube…

Top 10 Images of Rei Ayanami

With the upcoming release of Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0: You can (not) do math I’ve put together a top ten list of my favorite pictures of the best girl in EVA.  …