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Producers Finally Give Up on Live Action Akira

HOLLYWOOD, TX– 13 years after acquiring the license, Warner Brothers has finally given up on making a live action Akira movie. Although there are many contributing factors for this, Warner Bros….

Research Shows Calling Out Attack Names Does Not Make Them Stronger

MANCHESTER, NH — A new study published earlier this week by researchers at the University of New Hampshire claims that calling out attacks does not in fact make them any stronger….

Terra Formars Movie Set for 2016 Release

  The live action adaptation of Terra Formars directed by Takashi Miike (Kaze ni tatsu raion, As the Gods Will, Over Your Dead Body, The Mole Song: Undercover, Agent Reiji,…

Waifu Divorce Rates on the Rise

    Walla Walla, WA– Recent surveys have noticed an alarming increase in waifu divorce rates among western fans. It seems that even the longest waifu relationships aren’t immune to…

Your Anime Horoscope

Welcome to Anime Maru’s newest feature, anime horoscopes. Each sign symbolizes different strengths and character. Find your sign below to find out what your anime fortune is. Is today your lucky…

Disney Produces Live Action Appleseed Movie to Spite Dreamwork’s Ghost in the Shell

  DISNEYLAND, FL– Disney CEOs revealed earlier today that they had acquired the rights to Masamune Shirow’s Appleseed. Reportedly this was a response to the recently announced Dreamwork’s Ghost in…

Report: Kojima Leaving Konami to Become a Voice Actor

With Hideo Kojima’s name taken off the latest Metal Gear Solid game, many have speculated that he will be leaving Konami. Earlier this week, the 51-year-old video game producer officially confirmed…

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Visual Aids – The Otaku Anatomy

Today on our new series “Visual AIDS”, we explore the anatomy of an otaku. Check back regularly for more education infographics on Anime Maru.

Gundam Fans Collectively Decide SEED is Too Easy of a Target

SMYRNA,TN — At the recent Zeonicon, Gundam fans from around the world decided to stop criticizing Gundam SEED. According to con goers, fans came to this decision almost unanimously. With…

Live Action Yuri Kuma Video Goes Horribly Wrong

SAITAMA, Japan — Tragedy struck today when two actresses were mauled during filming of Lesbian Bears Arashi, an adult parody of Yuri Kuma Arashi. The parody was produced by adult film company…